Before you say it, yes. yes. He's on my freaking team, but I hope we cut his butt. I was bored at the airport, so I came up with this, enjoy. :icon_twisted: THE YEAR IS 2015 AFTER RETIRING IN 2010 AS THE ALL TIME BACKFIELD PENETRATIONS LEADER IN THE NFL AND THE ONLY PLAYER TO EVER BE A TEAM CO-MVP WITH A KICKER, DEREK SMITH WAS VOTED INTO THE HOF FIRST BALLOT WE TAKE YOU KNOW TO THE INDUCTION CEREMONY Hi everyone, I'm HOFer Eddie George. You may remember back in 2007 when Gene Hickerson was introduced into the HOF, he was brought in by three of the RBs who's careers he helped make. Well, today is no different. I am here with two other HOF running backs to introduce the tackle king, Mr. Derek Smith! *applause* Hi! I'm HOFer Shaun Alexander! *applause* Hi! I'm HOFer Marshall Faulk! *applause* *panties get thrown onto the stage* *Marshall, Shaun and Eddie all clear their throats* *Eddie pulls out a harmonica and plays a note* *in perfect unison and harmony, they sing* And now we introduce Derek Smith! Hi everyone! I'd like to thank my mom and coach Nolan for making this possible. I'd like to thank all the people who's backfields I've penetrated...both on and off the field *winks at Kwame Harris* and I'd like to thank San Francisco as a whole for being tolerant of my life choices and who's backfields I penetrate*winks at The Vin*. *Vin, rather flustered storms up on the stage and collects his panties that he threw at Marshall* Ahem...and now for the moment of enshrinement where the three of us will escort him into the hall! First I must say, Derek was an awesome player and helped my career so much! I will be escorting him across the lawn, Shaun will escort him across the courtyard, and Eddie up the steps! Excuse me while I change into my uniform one last time, just to make this authentic! And now it's my turn, this feels like old times! And now for the grand finale! Hooray Derek Smith! THE END!
