The Nets Will Do Anything For You To Come To Their Games

Discussion in 'Basketball Talk' started by markaz, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    The New Jersey Nets are struggling. They have the league's worst record at 6-53. Because of that, they're last in attendance. To combat this they've tried a few bizarre promotions over the years. First, they gave away tickets to unemployed workers, and also gave them career advice. Then, if you bought a 10-game ticket plan you got a jersey that featured not just a Net, but also an opposing player.

    This Friday, the Nets will unleash another in their long line of minor league-esque promos:

    Their latest promotion will be unveiled Friday, when the Nets play the Orlando Magic. New Jersey residents 18 or older who attend the game will get a coupon that they can redeem at a Roni Deutch Tax Center to get their state income tax done free.
    Yahoo! Sports

    Have the Nets solidified their position as the most embarrassing sports franchise in existence? Before they start pointing fingers at players, new majority owner (Mikhail Prokhorov) needs to send a pink slip to all FO personnel and to the entire coaching staff and just start over!
     
  2. DaBearsrule4ever

    DaBearsrule4ever Hall Of Famer

    No free tickets?
     
  3. DontKnowMe

    DontKnowMe Anti-Social Networker

    epic fail
     
  4. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    no the epic fail is the sixers taking on the nets former bafoon GM and even bigger dope head coach.
     
  5. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Forgot about that one. When they make those kinds of decisions it reinforces the need for select sterilization.
     
  6. I got tickets for section 111 in the Izod Center for the Nets-Bobcats.

    Total price $10.

    $5 a ticket