We Are All Black. We Are All Fast.

If a white media type said this...

 

all hell would be breaking loose. Jesse Jackson would be salivating and that other "preacher" dude also. Some heads would roll.

 

damn hypocritical bullcrap

 

i want reparations.

 

:icon_rolleyes:

 

I had a convo with my roommate while we were blazing and hes black. I said that the reason black people are so fast is because of there genetics. Black people are mostly from africa and they have to be fast living in a area like that. Lions and other animals running around wild if your slow you would get eaten. Not trying to be funny or racist here i really believe that is why black people are so fast.

 

Can't be true

I've watched Cops...

 

i thought jimmy the greek said it was the breeding here by the slave owners.


so in a way they owe the white man for all their success in sports.

 

that is what they did. The slave owners would allow only the biggest blacks to breed with the women to get larger more muscular slaves to work the fields. I heard, sorry no link, that the weaklings were either killed or castrated so they couldn't breed. So, yes you are right, it is the white man's fault(?) about the abundance of blacks in sports. Screw em. Paying them back for enslaving a race of people.

 

nobody said it was a perfect science omen.

 

Urkel.

 

Webster...

 

The elf from bad Santa.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k]Whatcha talkin bout Willis - YouTube[/ame]

 

that was over 100 years ago. the small gene found its way back into the gene pool. it got tired of the kiddie pool so it migrated to the big boy pool. And I didn't use boy in a racial way.

 

I never understood why black people always got so mad about this it's a freaking compliment and in the words of Bill Burr "Well are you saying we can't do science and we're like no all we're saying is that if there was a race to the microscopes you guys would freaking win."

Honestly though, it's a compliment...you're fast....live with it.

 

Yea im pretty sure theres worse thing to be called then fast lol unless its during :doingit:

 

Mega props for quoting Bill Burr.

 

I can barely see straight because I was laughing so hard after reading this. I read it to my wife and she is still thinking about it and laughing 10 minutes later. Oh man thanks Ball, I needed that. But for real. Good crap.