Week 1 Official "You're Owned" Thread

Stick your Week 1 idiots and fools in this thread. I hate to do this but it's eaily the one people remember from last nights game:

 

What do you owe me?

 

I'm having one of those weeks.

 

Like your team.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JLHGbCSR6E&feature=related]YouTube - Brandon Jacobs Takes Fred Smoot Out of the Game[/ame]

 

Brandon Jacobs freaking crushed the whole skins d last night

 

hope my kc def dont get owned that bad lol

 

Don't think like that.

We have almost two days until "Doomsday".

:spankbottom:

Jacobs is a freaking monster.

I thought you Raiders fans were supposed to be stupid or something?

Why the heck do you got to go and be all respectable all the time dude?

:icon_cool:

How many times did this happen?

This is the LJ in blue.

 

Jacobs outweighs LJ by 35 pounds. This is more like Okoye in blue.

 

Nailed it.

:cheersbeer:

:wise:

 

akoye was awsome seen him on that pirates reality show last year

 

Okoye was on that Pirates show last year, but let's not bring that up.

He didn't win, and a person from that cast offed themselve.

Instead, let's party!

I got about a six pack left!

:cheersbeer:

 

The Detriot Lions pulled their pants down, bent over and let a virgin QB and the Falcons running game arse rape them.

 

:Loco:

 

was it...consensual?

 

well ill say it brady you got owned go pollard go russell next snitch to go down.

 

The Seattle Seachickens.

 

The Bungles. Were was their high-powered offense? Where was their improved defense? The clock's starting to tick for Marvin Lewis people....

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiJHf7eMIBg]YouTube - Roscoe Parrish Punt Return vs. Seattle[/ame]

Cant believe this hasnt been posted

 

Nice return.

 

'nuff said. :doh: