May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will, the Real Bears safety please stand up?
I repeat, will the Real Bears’ Safety please stand up?
...We’re gonna have a problem here.
Y’all act like you never seen a good safety before
Jaws all on the floor, like Mike Brown just burst through the door
And started sacking the QB worse than before
He first were all pro, throwing them all on the floor
It’s the return of the, “Ah wait, no way, you’re kidding.
He didn’t just take what I think he did, PEDing?”
And Mel Tucker callin… nothing you idiots,
Mel Tucker be bawlin, he’s crying on the sidelines
Offensive guru’s love the Bears D,
::Ditka, Ditka, Ditka:: “Bears’ safety, I’m in love with them
Look at them, walking around, missin’ the should be tackles,
Blowin’ off the coverage assignments, yea and they so slow too”
Yeah, they probably got a couple of screws up in their head loose
But no worse, than what’s going on in the ex-players lawsuit.
Sometimes, safeties wanna get on twitter. and just trend, but can’t
But it’s cool for Seahawks to bump a tight end
“My hands are in your face, my hands are in your face,
And if you’re lucky, we might give you a little brace”
And that’s the message that Goodell delivers to all the fans
And expect them not to know when the “bear down” really spans.
Of course they gonna know how bad the Bears defense rans
By the time they finish the fourth game
Rodgers will have put poor Conte to shame
“They ain’t nothing but back ups” well, some of them crackups
Who let high school players look like grownups
But if they can lose to reserves and a fourth string
Then there’s no reason that all other teams cant put down a beating
So if you feel like I feel, I have the pepto-bismol
Fans wave your rally flags, drink beer and the pain’ll dull
Im the Bears safety, yes I’m the Bears’ safety
All you other NFL safeties are just way too good
So wont the Real Bears’ safety please stand up
Please stand up, Please stand up
Jarrius Byrd don’t gotta hold in scheme to be all pro
Well we do, cause Byrd be fast and Danny McCay is to slow
You think the Trestman gives a damn about what the defense say?
Half of the reporters cant even stomach replay, let alone game day
“But coach, what if they score? Wouldn’t it be logical”
Why? Can’t you guys just go ahead and leave me blissful?
And don’t leave me sitting me here next to Coach John Fox.
Shoot, Jim and John Harbaugh better switch me jocks
So I can sit between Mike McCarthy and Jim Caldwell
And hear ‘em argue who’ll give us our playoff farewell”
You crazy fools, put us on Not-Top-10
“The Bears defense is in shambles, let’s cut to ESPN”
They should download the game plan on their iPhones
And show the whole world how well they dance in our end zone.
I am sick of all your west coast offenses, all you do is score on us
Yet there is really nothing that we can do to discuss
Because there’s a million points to be scored,
That’ll leave us floored, with no chance for dignity to be restored.
That can’t be ignored, while we stand there to be gored.
And it’s just going to keep getting worse, so please help us Lord!
Cause I’m the Bears safety, yes I’m the Bears’ safety
All you other NFL safeties are just way too good
So won’t the Real Bears’ safety please stand up
Please stand up, Please stand up