This reminds me of an old chuck norris joke. Chuck norris doesn't flush toilets, he scares the crap out of them.
that way can't work. what if you get a sticky crap that will rip apart a three sheeter. and reducing by one sheet till you get to one? impossible. I use at least a quarter roll per crap.
God Lord! You do spread your cheeks when you crap...don't you? You don't need 1/4 roll, you need to take a fuqing shower after you take a dump!
That depends. If the turd has substance to it, then yeah. If it's the Soft Serve variety...no chance.
no way. I am the shake it loose type. I used to sever the tie that binds with my cheeks but got rid of that move after miscalculating the distance the hershey roll left evidence on my cheeks and messed up my boxers and didn't know it until I was about to get busy and it kinda ruined the mood. And the smell wasn't that great. That is why I might get a bidet. Just the water hitting my exit hole is weird. but gives me that tingly feeling also. I am so torn about this. I must go and do more research on the subject.
yeah, back when we actually had serious, in depth discussions about what was important in life. this thread is a welcomed breath of fresh air.
