Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by 86WARD, Jul 3, 2014.
I Can't believe we actually thought up and started a thread about wiping our asses! lol
I Told that joke in a meeting one time and got written up for it.
This reminds me of an old chuck norris joke. Chuck norris doesn't flush toilets, he scares the crap out of them.
I miss funny Eddie Murphy.
A tutorial on wiping your butt. God help us.
I can fap to that.
that way can't work. what if you get a sticky crap that will rip apart a three sheeter. and reducing by one sheet till you get to one? impossible. I use at least a quarter roll per crap.
God Lord! You do spread your cheeks when you crap...don't you? You don't need 1/4 roll, you need to take a fuqing shower after you take a dump!
Any One-Wipe Charlies in here?
Huggies Baby Wipes.
Banana leaves son I keep it organic.
That depends. If the turd has substance to it, then yeah. If it's the Soft Serve variety...no chance.
this looks like one of my first ever threads here.
I remember the "ball or fold" discussion.
no way. I am the shake it loose type. I used to sever the tie that binds with my cheeks but got rid of that move after miscalculating the distance the hershey roll left evidence on my cheeks and messed up my boxers and didn't know it until I was about to get busy and it kinda ruined the mood. And the smell wasn't that great. That is why I might get a bidet. Just the water hitting my exit hole is weird. but gives me that tingly feeling also. I am so torn about this. I must go and do more research on the subject.
back to front 4 life lol
Unfortunately, I do too.
yeah, back when we actually had serious, in depth discussions about what was important in life.
this thread is a welcomed breath of fresh air.
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