Best Way To Wipe?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by 86WARD, Jul 3, 2014.

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Best Way To Wipe?

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  1. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Pro Bowler

    I Can't believe we actually thought up and started a thread about wiping our asses! lol
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  2. DawkinsINT

    DawkinsINT Chip Chip Hooray!

  3. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Pro Bowler

    I Told that joke in a meeting one time and got written up for it.
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  4. DaBears22

    DaBears22 Matt Forte = future MVP Staff Member

    This reminds me of an old chuck norris joke. Chuck norris doesn't flush toilets, he scares the shit out of them.
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  5. 86WARD

    86WARD NFL's Dirtiest Player Staff Member

    I miss funny Eddie Murphy.
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  6. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

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  7. 86WARD

    86WARD NFL's Dirtiest Player Staff Member

    Good Lord...
  8. Walnuts

    Walnuts Not jivin a carp

    I can fap to that.
  9. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    that way can't work. what if you get a sticky crap that will rip apart a three sheeter. and reducing by one sheet till you get to one? impossible. I use at least a quarter roll per crap.
  10. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    God Lord! You do spread your cheeks when you shit...don't you? You don't need 1/4 roll, you need to take a fuqing shower after you take a dump!
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  11. Steve12

    Steve12 The night is dark and full of terrors

    Any One-Wipe Charlies in here?
  12. 86WARD

    86WARD NFL's Dirtiest Player Staff Member

    Huggies Baby Wipes.
  13. Walnuts

    Walnuts Not jivin a carp

    Banana leaves son I keep it organic.
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  14. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    That depends. If the turd has substance to it, then yeah. If it's the Soft Serve variety...no chance.
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  15. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    this looks like one of my first ever threads here.
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  16. DawkinsINT

    DawkinsINT Chip Chip Hooray!

    I remember the "ball or fold" discussion.
  17. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    no way. I am the shake it loose type. I used to sever the tie that binds with my cheeks but got rid of that move after miscalculating the distance the hershey roll left evidence on my cheeks and messed up my boxers and didn't know it until I was about to get busy and it kinda ruined the mood. And the smell wasn't that great. That is why I might get a bidet. Just the water hitting my exit hole is weird. but gives me that tingly feeling also. I am so torn about this. I must go and do more research on the subject.
  18. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    back to front 4 life lol
  19. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Unfortunately, I do too.
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  20. smeags

    smeags militant geek


    yeah, back when we actually had serious, in depth discussions about what was important in life.

    this thread is a welcomed breath of fresh air.

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