7 Reasons Why Rams Are More Likely To Win This Week Than Bengals

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by andy82, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. andy82

    andy82 Your Soul, It's Mine!

    1. Steven Jackson is coming off a very strong performance despite having half the O-Line injured
    2. The Packers Rush D gave up 141 yards to a guy who couldn't even get away with drinking on a boat.
    3. Both teams have injury prone QB's, but our Backup QB last year spent his time behind one of the most exciting, young QB in the league, and not losing his job to an epic draft bust and a guy who makes Chad Pennington's arm strength seem like JaMarcus Russell's.
    4. Our safeties are not just playmakers, they also know that a horsecollar tackle is actually illegal in the NFL and actually know of other tackling techniques.
    5. Richie Incognito not only has fight in him, but he litterally will fight for his team, or whoever pisses him off. Chad Ochocinco, on the other hand, is more likely to attempt an onfield gay s*x orgy with every corner on the Steelers roster than to actually show some determination on field.
    6. Our receivers spend more time preparing for the upcoming game than they do updating their twitter accounts and trying to convince the public that they are "Latino Black Men".
    7. Ben Roethlisberger is used to raping defenseless women, and the Bengals are a 53 strong group of defenseless women.
     
  2. wide right

    wide right Grumpy Old Man

    get your own shtick
     
  3. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    where is that face palm smiley

    the Rams are going to be snitch slapped by who ever they are facing this week


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    mind you the rams are going to be the sole reason of another team's win this week

    I predict the Lions Will get there first Win, because they are facing a team that could barely manage a win over the Rams last week, the Redskins
     
  4. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    The Roethlisberger rape jokes would be funny if it was real...