7 Reasons Why The Bengals Will Beat The Cowboys

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by Mr. D, Oct 1, 2008.

  1. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    1. Carson Palmer > Tony Romo
    2. Chad Ocho Cinco and TJ > T. Crybaby O. and Witten
    3. Chad Promised a huge Celebration
    4. Bengals just signed Cedric Benson
    5. OH Henry is back
    6. Bengals will Bounce back from 4 losses and get there FIRST WIN
    7. Bengals Mascot (WHO DEY) > Jessica Simpson
  2. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    2005 Palmer vs. 2006 Romo? I'll give you that. 2008 versions of both of them? Sorry, no...

    Maye Ocho Cinco at 100% can compete with TO. But please, don't compare a WR and a TE :icon_rolleyes: In that case, I'll tell you that Marion Barber is better than Shayne Graham.

    Sure he can have it when he scores to make it 35-7 Cowboys :icon_cheesygrin:

    ZOMG I'M SO SCARED!!!!! :shock:

    Who? :icon_confused:

    So that's a reason? :icon_confused: You couldn't even beat the Browns, for crying out loud!!!

    Ok, I'll give you that...but I still prefere Jessica's boobs.
  3. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    :rofl: I only added witten in that because I can't think of another WR that the cowboys use other than TO

    oh and palmer wasn't playing in the game vs the browns
  4. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    Reche Caldwell II Patrick Crayton
    Sam Hurd
    Miles Austin

    It really doesn't matter since T.O. is pissed and will tear you apart :icon_cheesygrin:
  5. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    you sure he won't tear romo apart if he don't pass it to him :icon_cheesygrin:
  6. Crowned

    Crowned Doesn't give a shit.

    Wrong again :eek:hboy:
  7. 86WARD

    86WARD -

  8. Bears 88

    Bears 88 FTW

    Cedric Benson will rush for a -100.

  9. nastynate184

    nastynate184 Fuck Michigan

    lol this list is hilarious
  10. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    MBIII is going to get the ball around 20 times and run all over the bungels. Palmer and his offense won't have enough time to make that much of a difference.
  11. chiefswin19games

    chiefswin19games Don't be defeated.

    He didn't get the ball 20 times last week.
  12. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    which is why the boys lost. JJ and Wade won't let that happen again.
  13. chiefswin19games

    chiefswin19games Don't be defeated.

    Are you sure? What does JJ have to do with coaching decisions?
  14. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    I'm sure he meant JG :icon_confused:
  15. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    JJ has his hand in everything and has a bigger mouth than TO. If jason garret was smart he would go and run MBIII and Jones 30 times at least.
  16. chiefswin19games

    chiefswin19games Don't be defeated.

    So you're saying JJ is the same as Al Davis?

    I agree that it would benefit the team Garrett ran the ball instead of whatever the heck he was trying to do last week.
  17. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    No davis is one of a kind, but JJ won't let his team lose like the way the boys did.
  18. chiefswin19games

    chiefswin19games Don't be defeated.

    I'll respectfully disagree and say he let's his coaches handle their business currently. Of course, neither of us know because we aren't employees of the Dallas Cowboys.

    As for the Bengals, I think they will run the ball more but I also don't think it really matters. I think the Cowboys would win this game if they passed the ball 99.9% of the duration of the game.
  19. MRAVEN

    MRAVEN 1st Stringer

    The comedic value alone makes it worth clickin' on....but kickin' him over these lists anymore is just inhumane.
  20. nastynate184

    nastynate184 Fuck Michigan

    give him ten years and he will be al used to be a great football mind like jj still is but age caught up with him