1 Don't Steal My Sandwich It starts with a reasonable plea for civilized behavior... 2 The Thief Responds... Turns out, this isn't just your typical office sandwich theft. It's a full-blown sandwich-napping. Things just got real. 3 The Victim Counter-Threats When someone's about to go to HR, it's probably time to come clean. Right? 4 Sandwich Torture And now the sandwich is facing potential harm. Things just got even realer. 5 Why Are You Doing This? A fair question. Perhaps it will get a fair answer. 6 Tick Tock Nope. No fair answer. Just a ticking clock to make a tense situation even tenser. 7 Tina On The Case! 8 Sandwich-Napper Ups The Ante Not even a direct threat from HR can stop this person. In other words, they're dealing with a crazy person. 9 No Negotiating The sandwich victim is standing their ground. 10 How Can This Get Worse? Like this. This is how things can get worse. 11 How Do You Respond To Evil? Sometimes you just have to call it like you see it. 12 Sandwich Murder It's over. The sandwich-napper finished off the sandwich. Evil is victorious. 13 Not So Fast! Tina in HR never gave up. But Francis isn't scared of sweet little Tina, right? 14 Francis Is A Fraidy Cat In the end, Francis gets his comeuppance. It just goes to show you - you should never steal sandwiches, and you should never, ever mess with HR. http://guff.com/a-simple-office-sandwich-theft-turns-into-a-crisis/sandwich-napper-ups-the-ante
next time don't say anything but make a sandwich and instead of mayo you put another white substance on it. when it is gone then tell them what had happened.
