How Not To Carve A Watermelon...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Tarkus, Jul 20, 2014.

  1. Tarkus

    Tarkus The Thread Stalker

    A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

    The Register Citizen of Torrington reports Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.​

    Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino's tool box. He was not arrested.​

    They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.
  2. Tarkus

    Tarkus The Thread Stalker

    Goes to the police to rat him out & then doesn't like his cutlery skilz? :p

    Dog sounds like a keeper...
  3. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    I think she's seen the Godfather one too many times.
  4. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    he should have cut a hole in the end and go to town with it. all the while looking at her.
  5. DontKnowMe

    DontKnowMe Anti-Social Networker