Gotta smile even if you love the Chiefs! New Missouri Law The Missouri Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards and into the city of Kansas City . For the first offense, they give you two Kansas City Chiefs tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Chiefs Q. What do the Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 87,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q. How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do the Chiefs and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!