How To Get Free Chiefs Tickets!!!

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by bandi, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    Gotta smile even if you love the Chiefs!

    New Missouri Law

    The Missouri Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards
    and into the city of Kansas City .
    For the first offense, they give you two Kansas City Chiefs tickets. If
    you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

    Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
    Super Bowl?
    A. The Chiefs

    Q. What do the Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 87,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

    Q. How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post.

    Q. What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief.

    Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

    Q. What do the Chiefs and a possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  2. Mike

    Mike Want some Cheetos?

    its funnier when its done with the eagles
  3. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    They don't have as much reason as we do to be mad/sad this season! :icon_cheesygrin: I guess it would've been funnier with the Lions though.
  4. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    @ bandi: :spankbottom:
  5. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    Ha hh...just don't go speeding around there! :icon_cheesygrin:
  6. tammietailgator

    tammietailgator ROCK CHALK!

    :laughy32: Too funny and too true!
  7. L.Johnson #27

    L.Johnson #27 C-H-I-E-F-S - G-A-L-A-X-Y

    :laughy32:but next season , we will rock ... maybe :icon_cheesygrin:
  8. dolphindude13

    dolphindude13 Jack Of All Trades

    :shock: :Loco:

    Honestly at this point I don't see much improvement going into next year. They're going to have to score big in the draft or free agency to improve because what they have on their roster isn't gonna do it.
  9. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    DD we have huge talent on our team.

    It's not the players.
  10. dolphindude13

    dolphindude13 Jack Of All Trades

    Cmon man, you can't really believe need a lot of help and not just in the coaching department.
  11. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    I do really believe that dude.

    How was your season last year?

    How is it this year?
  12. dolphindude13

    dolphindude13 Jack Of All Trades

    Well I'll be the first one to say we've benefitted hugely from a last place schedule #1 and #2 we weren't near as bad as our record indicated last year, I think off the top of my head we lost 5 games by 3 points or less and a couple more within a TD.

    The Chiefs on the other hand, have major holes in the secondary, I'm still not sold on Thigpen and outside of Bowe their WR corp sucks....Gonzales is old and about done, and LJ is on his last legs apparently to.....I'm not saying you'll be horrible again but good....I don't think so.
  13. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    DD we haven't had an O line since Roaf and Shields retired.

    We don't have a coach that is imaginative enough to use the Wildcat like you guys have been doing.

    We used it once and got a TD so Herm quit using it.

    This team is a freaking joke, but it's not because of the players.
  14. dolphindude13

    dolphindude13 Jack Of All Trades

    Dude, you saw how effective the wildcat was against New England this past's a gimmick....teams catch up to it. You're right on the O-line.....I forgot to mention that....I'm not a Herm fan either but you can't pin this all on him and ownership....I think you're letting the players off a little to easy.
  15. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    Roaf and Shields retired and told the media.

    Not even a word to Herm or Carl.

    Does that make it clearer?
  16. dolphindude13

    dolphindude13 Jack Of All Trades

    I'm almost blinded by the homerism....I think I'm gonna need shades.:icon_cool:

    So you don't think the players have any culpability whatsoever? I've never seen a coach suit up and play....talent wise they aren't that good. I'm sorry. Like I said.....I just think you're letting the players off a little to easy.
  17. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    Our skill positions are actually set.

    We have absolutely no discipline.

    The conditioning program for the team doesn't exist.

    Shall I go on?
  18. lruddicks

    lruddicks kcs redneck

    Chiefs Schedule
    Regular Season
    Result Date Opponent Time Network
    L 10 - 17 09/07/08 at Patriots only 7 points yes no brady
    L 8 - 23 09/14/08 Raiders 3 QB rotation
    L 14 - 38 09/21/08 at Atlanta Falcons ugly game
    W 33 - 19 09/28/08 Denver Broncos Was our super bowl
    L 0 - 34 10/05/08 at Carolina Panthers no answer here
    10/12/08 Bye
    L 10 - 34 10/19/08 Tennessee Titans enough said
    L 24 - 28 10/26/08 at New York Jets playoff team
    L 27 - 30 (OT) 11/02/08 Tampa Bay Buccaneers playoff team
    L 19 - 20 11/09/08 at San Diego Chargers herm lost this one
    L 20 - 30 11/16/08 New Orleans Saints was close most of game
    L 31 - 54 11/23/08 Buffalo Bills we sucked this game
    11/30/08 at Oakland Raiders 3:15 PM CBS*
    12/07/08 at Denver Broncos 3:05 PM CBS*
    12/14/08 San Diego Chargers 12:00 PM CBS*
    12/21/08 Miami Dolphins 12:00 PM CBS*
    12/28/08 at Cincinnati Bengals 12:00 PM CBS
    Dolphins 2007 Schedule
    9/9 at Washington 13-16 (OT) L
    9/16 DALLAS 20-37 L
    9/23 at New York Jets 28-31 L
    9/30 OAKLAND 17-35 L
    10/7 at Houston 19-22 L
    10/14 at Cleveland 31-41 L
    10/21 NEW ENGLAND 28-49 L
    10/28 NEW YORK GIANTS (London) 10-13 L
    11/11 BUFFALO 10-13 L
    11/18 at Philadelphia 7-17 L
    11/26 at Pittsburgh 0-3 L
    12/2 NEW YORK JETS 13-40 L
    12/9 at Buffalo 17-38 L
    12/16 BALTIMORE 22-16 (OT) W
    12/23 at New England 7-28 L
    12/20 CINCINNATI 25-38 L
    So we are playing bad but so did miami last year some blow outs and some close games, yetour bad season means we suck and cant improve next season like your phins did this year. We will have more than 1 win this year and will be better next year ill bet all my v cash DD that we will improve and have more wins next year than this year. and at least 1 more this year.
  19. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    It's all about to turn around rudrods!!!

    3 more years of Herm and we are set!!!
  20. dolphindude13

    dolphindude13 Jack Of All Trades

    Did you read anything I posted? Did you see this?
    That's from one of my posts earlier.....I never said the Chiefs couldn't improve next season...simple math says it would be almost impossible for them NOT to improve.

    My point is, HH wants to lay all of the blame on Herm Edwards.....I'm sure he's part of the problem but the last I checked the Players are the ones that get on the field....and they are totally outclassed in a lot of games this year. I actually hope they improve next year....I'm in their market and I get tired of watching them get their butt kicked every week.:fool: