I’ve never been married but I hear honeymoons can be nice. They’ve got heart-shaped beds, full-body massages and champagne and strawberries fed to you on a whim. I mean, that’s what happens, right? No? Okay, so maybe I’ve been misled. We often use the term “honeymoon” derogatorily, meaning those who engage in said activity have a short, rather unrealistic period of bliss before reality sets in. Enter Johnny Manziel and Cleveland’s four month honeymoon before football season. Experience the honeymoon at: http://sportschump.net/2014/05/15/johnny-manziel-cleveland-honeymoon/13863/