a dude at saintsreport posted this....thought it was pretty funny..... QB - Micheal Vick -- Dog Killer RB - O.J. Simpson -- (If he would have done it... um, yeah) RB - Lawrence Phillips -- Multiple offenses... Namely, vehicular battery RB - Bam Morris -- Drug Trafficking; Assault RB - Maurice Clarett -- Linked to organized crime FB - Cecil Collins -- Forced entry of homes; Drugs; Burglary WR - Rae Carruth -- Murdered his baby's momma WR - Randy Moss -- Intentionally bumped traffic cop with his car; Marijuana use WR - Chris Henry -- Multiple DUIs WR - ?????? TE - ?????? OL - Nate Newton -- Marijuana Smuggler DL - Leonard Little -- Vehicular homicide DL - Tank Johnson -- Gun Charges, aggravated assault, resisting arrest LB - Lawrence Taylor -- Cocaine possession LB - Ray Lewis -- Charged with murder, acquitted CB - Pacman Jones -- Multiple felony charges CB - Jimmy Williams - Marijuana possession S - ????? K - Sebastian Janikowski - Battery, attempting to bribe a police officer, accused of date rape P - ??????