NFL's All Parole Team

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by Saintsfan1972, Jul 25, 2007.

  1. Saintsfan1972

    Saintsfan1972 BREESUS SAVES

    a dude at saintsreport posted this....thought it was pretty funny.....

    QB - Micheal Vick -- Dog Killer

    RB - O.J. Simpson -- (If he would have done it... um, yeah)
    RB - Lawrence Phillips -- Multiple offenses... Namely, vehicular battery
    RB - Bam Morris -- Drug Trafficking; Assault
    RB - Maurice Clarett -- Linked to organized crime

    FB - Cecil Collins -- Forced entry of homes; Drugs; Burglary

    WR - Rae Carruth -- Murdered his baby's momma
    WR - Randy Moss -- Intentionally bumped traffic cop with his car; Marijuana use
    WR - Chris Henry -- Multiple DUIs
    WR - ??????

    TE - ??????

    OL - Nate Newton -- Marijuana Smuggler

    DL - Leonard Little -- Vehicular homicide
    DL - Tank Johnson -- Gun Charges, aggravated assault, resisting arrest

    LB - Lawrence Taylor -- Cocaine possession
    LB - Ray Lewis -- Charged with murder, acquitted

    CB - Pacman Jones -- Multiple felony charges
    CB - Jimmy Williams - Marijuana possession

    S - ?????

    K - Sebastian Janikowski - Battery, attempting to bribe a police officer, accused of date rape

    P - ??????
  2. wide right

    wide right Grumpy Old Man

  3. brakos82

    brakos82 30% more cats than last year!

  4. wide right

    wide right Grumpy Old Man

  5. DaBearsrule4ever

    DaBearsrule4ever Hall Of Famer

    Too bad Marcus Vick's incidents with the law happened while he was in college.
  6. TDJets72027

    TDJets72027 Rex Ryan baby

    S? How about Sean Taylor (although it pains me to say it because I love the Canes)
  7. DoubleC

    DoubleC i'm ready now...

    At TE, Mark Chmura almost made it.
    And don't forget Barret Robbins and his attempted murder of a police officer.
  8. MichaelVick7

    MichaelVick7 BANNED

    they see me rollin, they hatin...