NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced in a press conference yesterday that the NFL Code of Conduct would be tightened further after several NFL players blatantly disobeyed the league's long-standing policy of not playing ball in Goodell's house and broke his priceless flower-print Chinese porcelain vasea family heirloom that had been passed down from generation to generation of Goodells and which Goodell counted among his most prized possessions. Source: Onion Sports
