#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

nothing, it's the fact that her father is there watching and directing the "banging" that creeps us all out and seems to affect tony when he gets on the playing field.

 

DALLAS SUCKS MONKEY NUTS!

 

smeagle that was a good one:icon_mrgreen:

 

lol i saw that pic before its great.

 

wow... this thread is AWESOME!!!! it was definately worth staying up all night reading as much as possible. 55 pages of nothing but reminders of how the cowboys suck...

:fworks08: im finally home...

 

welcome ron ! enjoy the ride !

 

More Eagles fans?

No wonder why this world is so screwed :doh:

 

Mexicans?

 

Yeah, what about us?

 

i like mexicans, they do a hell of a job cleaning the toilets here at work.

 

Sorry I misread, thought it said I wonder why the world is so screwed

 

DALLAS SUCKS!!! FREAK EM!

 

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: The Linc - they never have a touchdown there .
Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
And Finally :
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

 

Why I aughta neg rep you noob. Those are tired, unfunny, and for the most part downright ludicrous in the new millenium of winning eagles. Get some material not from 1986(or TJ in the mid 20-30s of this thread) and come back and try again

 

I never heard the Billy Graham one before. That one was funny to me.

 

Who's Billy Graham?

 

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Rep :icon_cheesygrin: