#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

Discussion in 'NFL General Discussion' started by smeags, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    nothing, it's the fact that her father is there watching and directing the "banging" that creeps us all out and seems to affect tony when he gets on the playing field.
     
  2. bigsexyy81

    bigsexyy81 Muffin Top

    DALLAS SUCKS MONKEY NUTS!
     
  3. smeags

    smeags militant geek

  4. CP26

    CP26 Im Back Mofos

    smeagle that was a good one:icon_mrgreen:
     
  5. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    lol i saw that pic before its great.
     
  6. Omen

    Omen Speeling Be Champions Staff Member

    thts pretty cool i must say

    but just as the a SB ring is a dream so Dawkins dream of laying with Jessica
     
  7. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    wow... this thread is AWESOME!!!! it was definately worth staying up all night reading as much as possible. 55 pages of nothing but reminders of how the cowboys suck...

    :fworks08: im finally home...
     
  8. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    welcome ron ! enjoy the ride !
     
  9. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    More Eagles fans?

    No wonder why this world is so screwed :doh:
     
  10. phiglesphan

    phiglesphan BANNED

    Mexicans?
     
  11. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    Yeah, what about us?
     
  12. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    i like mexicans, they do a hell of a job cleaning the toilets here at work.
     
  13. phiglesphan

    phiglesphan BANNED

    Sorry I misread, thought it said I wonder why the world is so screwed
     
  14. bigsexyy81

    bigsexyy81 Muffin Top

    DALLAS SUCKS!!! FREAK EM!
     
  15. youstolethatball

    youstolethatball beer belly budda

    Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
    Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.
    Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
    A: The Linc - they never have a touchdown there .
    Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.
    Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
    A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
    Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
    Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
    Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
    And Finally :
    Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
     
  16. phiglesphan

    phiglesphan BANNED

    Why I aughta neg rep you noob. Those are tired, unfunny, and for the most part downright ludicrous in the new millenium of winning eagles. Get some material not from 1986(or TJ in the mid 20-30s of this thread) and come back and try again
     
  17. DawkinsINT

    DawkinsINT Tebow free since 9/5/2015.

    I never heard the Billy Graham one before. That one was funny to me.
     
  18. phiglesphan

    phiglesphan BANNED

    Who's Billy Graham?
     
  19. chiefswin19games

    chiefswin19games Don't be defeated.

  20. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    Rep :icon_cheesygrin: