#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

I'm back, motherheckers. We still own you, and we'll always own you. The faster you deal with it, the better we'll all get along. Just accept it.

Screw the Eagles.

 

We gotta stop posting in this thread and start posting in the eagles suck monkey balls thread! Because this thread is false and the other thread is true. Pay no attention to there pathetic insults in this thread cause they suck butt as proven in week 2.

We do not need to defend our INSANELY AWESOME AND TALENTED DALLAS COWBOYS team any further in this thread until we fail or prove some suckage like the eagles have proven over their long history of failures. Screw the Eagles and lets direct our attention to the other thread.

And to the Redskins fans in this thread, don't think we've forgot about y'all.

 

the guy has to campaign to get his fellow fans to post in his thread. classic !!! :laughy32: :laughy32:

 

It's like a "How many Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?" joke in action.

Math According To Cowboy Fans

Eagles = Suck Ass

Cowboys - Eagles = 4

(factor out the HFA)

4 - 3 = 1

Cowboys - Eagles = 1

(now for the substitution)

Cowboys - Suck Ass = 1
+ Suck Ass + Suck Ass
(finally)

Cowboys = Suck Ass + 1

 

It's been a while since I used algebra

Where did you take that from? I highly doubt an Eagles fan can come up with such complicated math :icon_confused:

 

If you guys put in as much effort in your everyday jobs and life as you do in insulting the cowboys you might actually contribute something to society.

 

DALLAS SUCKS MONKEY BALLS!

 

41-37, snitch.

 

7-3, snitch.

 

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_9UTvESBIc[/ame]

 

^Rep

 

I saw that video before its so good lol.

 

i do, thus explaining the fact that i am a billionare.

 

Lying Philthy fan

 

DALLAS SUCKS!!!

 

DALLAS SUCKS CACK!

 

We will go ahead and suck up that loss.... you just keep right on sucking those monkey balls

 

Sure. We'll laugh all the way to Tampa. Make sure to have a good HD TV :icon_cheesygrin:

 

do they air ball sucking in HD??