#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

Discussion in 'NFL General Discussion' started by smeags, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    I'm back, motherheckers. We still own you, and we'll always own you. The faster you deal with it, the better we'll all get along. Just accept it.

    Screw the Eagles.
     
  2. Roy31

    Roy31 Hall Of Famer

    We gotta stop posting in this thread and start posting in the eagles suck monkey balls thread! Because this thread is false and the other thread is true. Pay no attention to there pathetic insults in this thread cause they suck butt as proven in week 2.

    We do not need to defend our INSANELY AWESOME AND TALENTED DALLAS COWBOYS team any further in this thread until we fail or prove some suckage like the eagles have proven over their long history of failures. Screw the Eagles and lets direct our attention to the other thread.

    And to the Redskins fans in this thread, don't think we've forgot about y'all.
     
  3. smeags

    smeags militant geek


    the guy has to campaign to get his fellow fans to post in his thread. classic !!! :laughy32: :laughy32:
     
  4. burnout2oo7

    burnout2oo7 I Am Dawk's Broken Heart

    It's like a "How many Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?" joke in action.

    Math According To Cowboy Fans

    Eagles = Suck Ass

    Cowboys - Eagles = 4

    (factor out the HFA)

    4 - 3 = 1

    Cowboys - Eagles = 1

    (now for the substitution)

    Cowboys - Suck Ass = 1
    + Suck Ass + Suck Ass
    (finally)

    Cowboys = Suck Ass + 1
     
  5. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    It's been a while since I used algebra :lol:

    Where did you take that from? I highly doubt an Eagles fan can come up with such complicated math :icon_confused:
     
  6. Roy31

    Roy31 Hall Of Famer

    If you guys put in as much effort in your everyday jobs and life as you do in insulting the cowboys you might actually contribute something to society.
     
  7. bigsexyy81

    bigsexyy81 Muffin Top

    DALLAS SUCKS MONKEY BALLS!
     
  8. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    41-37, snitch.
     
  9. bigsexyy81

    bigsexyy81 Muffin Top

    7-3, snitch.
     
  10. burnout2oo7

    burnout2oo7 I Am Dawk's Broken Heart

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_9UTvESBIc[/ame]
     
  11. chiefswin19games

    chiefswin19games Don't be defeated.

  12. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

  13. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    i do, thus explaining the fact that i am a billionare.
     
  14. unstable

    unstable I need sex

    Lying Philthy fan
     
  15. bigsexyy81

    bigsexyy81 Muffin Top

    DALLAS SUCKS!!!
     
  16. bigsexyy81

    bigsexyy81 Muffin Top

    DALLAS SUCKS CACK!
     
  17. Omen

    Omen Speeling Be Champions Staff Member

    55-43 Cowboys

    suck it
     
  18. phiglesphan

    phiglesphan BANNED

    We will go ahead and suck up that loss.... you just keep right on sucking those monkey balls
     
  19. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    Sure. We'll laugh all the way to Tampa. Make sure to have a good HD TV :icon_cheesygrin:
     
  20. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    do they air ball sucking in HD??