Bejeweled Cowboys WR Dez Bryant Sued For $850,000-plus

Discussion in 'Dallas Cowboys' started by Sweets, Mar 29, 2011.

  1. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    I'd pee in all both of there butts

    The creepy kid too
     
  2. Dragonite

    Dragonite Simply Arrogant!

    LMFAO, not the point, but hey I would too :icon_cheesygrin:
     
  3. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    Because those are young, white, blond, presumably affluent girls who were raised with some class, common decency and manners. Black adult males raised by drug-addled prostitutes who run around with sagging pants and lots of shiny stolen julry at expensive malls causing a scene are well known to carry guns, cause problems and steal crap. Especially if they play for the Cowboys. Everyone knows that.
     
  4. Dragonite

    Dragonite Simply Arrogant!

    Oh I see AJ it all makes sense to me now. They were raised with such class that they dress like common tramps...just saying :)
     
  5. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    Well I don't know where you get your tramps but the common ones around here sure don't dress like that. That's some UNcommon high-end call-girl garb around here. So I've heard.
     
  6. Dragonite

    Dragonite Simply Arrogant!

    LMFAO, I get my tramps from the street corner right outside my house
     
  7. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    Street names plz?
     
  8. 86WARD

    86WARD -

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    Bryant's feeling it...
     
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  9. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Now suppose these 2 girls go to the same mall that Bryant went to and the security guards there asked them to cover up because what they were wearing was too risqué. The girl in blue (the most scantily clad of the two) responds:
    Option 1: "Oh,come on. We're probably giving some of these old fogies the best day they've had in 20 years". But they either cover up or leave.
    Option 2: " Screw you, buttholes. Why don't you do something more important like heck each other in the mouth? We're gonna leave here after I buy a pair of shoes that cost more than what you make in a year, you scum sucking rodwads. Screw you and the 1972 Caprice you drove here in, buttwipe."
    Now which one more closely resembles Dez's reaction? Let's not lose sight of the fact that Dez didn't become a victim because he wore saggy baggies, he let loose with a salvo of profanity on the guards and only left after his entourage showed up and asked Dez to leave. He was out of control because someone either asked or mandated that he do something about his appearance. But nobody tells Dez what to do. He a 'baller in the NFL.
     
  10. Dragonite

    Dragonite Simply Arrogant!

    Forge and College Street


    I took that picture from my room :)


    LMFAO.

    People cuss out security guards all the time, don't forget he's technically just a kid, and kids make mistakes. I probably would have done the same thing. It's stupid, and its a mistake, but just because he's rich and plays in the NFL doesn't make him different than anyone else.

    Not paying for jewels - bad. Wearing baggy clothes and getting snippy with an authority figure - no big deal, you have all done the same thing I promise you have if you say you haven't your lying.
     
  11. phiglesphan

    phiglesphan BANNED

    I'm white.....and not a moron. So your wrong.
     
  12. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    dez is my hero