This thread got me thinking... http://fantasyknuckleheads.com/forums/posts/1635371/ What is the best way to wipe your ass? Do you go "Front-to-Back" - meaning balls to back or Under and Out...OR..."Back-to-Front" - meaning back to balls or Out and Under?
I'm a back to front man, myself. Though, that's just at the beginning. Once problem areas are spotted, any direction goes.
do you dig it out with a finger? and how pissed are you when you wipe and your finger bust through the paper? side note. does it bug you when you do a power dump and the water splashes up on your exposed brown starfish?
My old dangly balls touch the water occasionally now, I hate that. Front to back my whole life, the idea of possibly smearing onto the testicle pouch with a back to front is super icky to me.
Those are some real low-hangers if that's the case. I hope for your sake that it's splash-back you are feeling, otherwise I feel extremely bad for your future care giver.
Nope, def not back splash unfortunately. Not in new lowflow toilets, just old ones with high water. Despite my infantile excuse for a c**k, I do have enormous testicles which become more dangly every year. Its like 2 grapefruits in a thigh high pantyhose.
#hugetesticleproblems I guess my balls are on the small side. Never had a dangling problem in any way despite my advanced age.
Im a back to front guy myself. Gonna sound odd, but anyone with kids understands.......its weird because when changing diapers, I wipe front to back. I dont wipe anothers ass like a wipe my own
Sometimes I like to mud butt it See how many craps I can take without wiping before the people I work with complain. 26 was my high
See? This is why I love this forum so much. I'm a front to back guy. Like Walnuts, the risk of touching my balls with a back to front is just too damn high...
isn't that why people have wives? to cleanse the brown nutsack. maybe a spit shine thrown in there for good measure?
