#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

This thread makes my day.

Dallas Sucks!

 

but what do they suck.........:icon_cheesygrin:

 

Yeah, that's right...hate us!!!! HATE US!!!! That will make our victory in Super Bowl XLIII even more sweet :icon_cheesygrin:

 

hahaha....i needed that thanxz

 

in your wet dreams pal.

how sweet it will be to see the eagles raise their second lombardi trophy at dallas' new stadium two weeks after we throttle them in the nfcc game. :icon_cool:

 

Right...and I have wet dreams

 

of course you do, you're a dallas fan, and we all know what about too.

*cough* thread title *cough*

 

Dallas Blow Big Mockey Chunks

 

Dude I live 3 hours from Dallas and freaking hate the cowboys.....they are more like Americas mistake than Americas team...haha

 

lol,

Rams = SB XLIII champs

so its safe to hate the cowboys all u want

 

Smeagle hasn't bumped this in a while, so I thought I'd do him a favor.

Dallas Sucks!:alert: :drinks:

:eagle:

 

i'll drink to that !

hey jerry, go ahead and trade for pacman you freaking twat. he can join in with tank johnson as they tell stories of their adventures with johnny law. hell, you could have michael irvin pick him up at the airport and let nate newton drive the freaking limo.

just like you found out with owens thinking you could control him only to go through a year of bickering with the coaches, wearing lance armstrong outfits to protest and overdoses. it took bringing in a meat puppet coach who would massage his freaking balls after every workout and let him call the shots to calm him the heck down.

well ? what did owens get you so far ?

HOW ABOUT ZERO FREAKING PLAYOFF WINS AND LOSING 3 OUT OF THE LAST 4 TO HIS FORMER TEAM AND ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST RIVALS.

great return on that investment jerry. keep on making your personnel decisions while still under the influence of the anesthesia from your latest facelift you freaking mummified looking heck !

 

Pretty big return on an investment I say. Without T.O., we wouldn't of done anything in the last 2 years. So what if Michael Irvin is a douche, he used to run ragged in Philly every game.

And yeah, we'll see who wins the NFC East this year...

 

so you're saying owens is your whole team ? he plays every position now ? did he help you win in the playoffs or not ?

funny - bobby taylor covered him better than anyone else in the league and i saw some stats like 3for40 - 3for57 - 3for32. yeah, that's running ragged.

btw - he was 1for8 his last game before the vet turf ran ragged on him.

yeah, thanks for keeping the seat warm for us.

 

I would like to subscribe to this thread

 

tony romo has herpes.

 

As long as your name is not Jessica Simpson, you'll be fine.

 

haha yea right, like she ain't full of it. have you seen her proactiv commercials? i had acne, and that don't look like it. she's covered in butter and the herp.

if jerry jones puts anymore plastic in his face he will technically be a helmet.

 

Nah...I don't watch crap TV...actually, I don't watch TV at all...only NFL Network the few hours a day when I'm home

Anyway...good luck to you. Hope your team can break the 7-win barrier in the next 10-15 years :icon_smile:

 

just thought i would remind everyone the syill suck monkey balls :icon_cheesygrin: