#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

Like multiplied by a billion!!!!!

 

Here's some numbers for you, Beagle breath. The Cowboys have started the season 6-1 12 times in their franchise history. All previous times, they went to the playoffs. Twice, they went to the NFCCG. Three times, they won the SB.

 

and you can take those stats and shove them up your ass sideways.

i'm sure michael sam will be all too happy to assist you with that.

 

I forgot that numbers confuse Beagles fans. Good luck in the desert next week. You're gonna need it.

 

oh ok rags, let me see if i can follow here.

so out of those 12 times how many were with the current qb at the helm ?

 

btw - while you are ripping eagles fans on their math skills maybe you should re-check your own ? did they get to skip an NFCCG and go right to the super bowl ?

 

Not at all. Try to keep up. I know this is asking a lot of you.

They went to the NFCCG in 1982, but lost. That was the strike shortened season.

They went to the NFCCG in 1994, but lost.

They went to the SB in 1977, 1992, and 1995, and won.

Now, do you get it? See? I told you that you weren't good with numbers. This proves it. ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

well dipshirt, that's not at all how you typed it so easy on laughing at your own jokes.

ok vag cheese ? ROFLMAO!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

So what you're saying is that 75% of the time, they choked HARD. Sounds about right.

I like how they only made 2 NFCCG but 3 Super Bowls.

 

That would be 5 times in the NFCCG then.

 

rags once again makes it all too easy to laugh at cowboys fans.

 

Ahem, I thought you said in your usual crude, lewd, and rude style that you didn't care about numbers.

From David Moore's column in today's DMN:

Year Start Record Finish
1968 6-1 12-2 Lost conf. championship
1969 6-1 11-2 Lost conf. championship
1976 6-1 11-3 Lost divisional playoff
1977 7-0 12-2 Won SB
1979 6-1 11-5 Lost divisional playoff
1982* 6-1 6-3 Lost NFCCG
1983 7-0 12-4 Lost Wild Card game
1992 6-1 13-3 Won SB
1994 6-1 12-4 Lost NFCCG
1995 6-1 12-4 Won SB
2007 6-1 13-3 Lost divisional playoff

*Strike shortened season

I typed this real slow because I know you can't read fast. ROFLMAO!!!!!!

 

In behalf of my fellow Cowboys fans, I must remind you that not all of us are like him. Sure, most of them are...but not all :/

 

Cool. Can't wait to see Dez's performance...

 

The Cowboy in my avatar is happy again. I'm still saving the last one for New Year's just in case...

 

Win, lose or draw, only one things certain at the end

At that one thing is im gonna f--k all you haters lovers. Man, woman or beast

 

@ragman - i know deep down inside you have something intelligent to say but your fingers are just too goobered to type it out.

tell me again how stats from the nixon era are relevant to anything in 2014 ?

 

Man I thought for sure you were setting up for a Romo choke punchline. I'm disappointed.

 

I've been a fan of this team since before you were born.