#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

Thanks, Herm....I'll stop calling you hermlover :icon_cheesygrin:

Just a hint: I stopped trying to reason with Eagles fans a long time ago. It's impossible :moe:

 

Herm Edwards is okay in my book...

Tis true.

 

Q. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A. A huddle.
Q. What was the real reason Michael Irvin retired?
A. It was a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Q. Four Dallas players in a car.Who's driving?
A. The police.
Q. What's Jerry Jones biggest concern with signing Pacman?
A. Does bail money,count against the salary cap.
Q. What's the difference between a Cowboys player and a baby?
A. Eventually the baby stops whining.
Q. What do you call 47 people gathered around the television watching the Super Bowl called.
A.:icon_cheesygrin:

 

I think this belongs to the "Dallas Sucks" thread in the smack forum :icon_frown:

 

A Dallas sucks thread's got to be flattering...

 

It is...all those haters make me laugh

 

DALLAS SUCKS!!!

 

The zombie is back!!

Let's hope he someday learns a new word...

 

yes you have and one was to us. you're welcome for the history lesson.

 

It'd be nice if he did, but it's not that big of a deal if he doesn't. He already knows the most important phrase in existence.

 

DALLAS SUCKS!!!

 

^^^^ gospel right there.

 

Uh...Philly Sucks :moe:

 

Sometimes it does. But just a regular ole lollipop suck. Dallas on the other hand, as we have well established.... SUCKS MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I hadn't realized that this was a post tramp thread.

Crap.

I might have to actually pay attention to Monkey Balls!

:icon_eek:

 

during the off-season that pretty much is what it is. wait until the season starts though. :icon_cool:

 

You will find them firmly ensconced in Dallas's collective mouth : )

 

I doubt that the season will find me posting here that much, but if you guys are in here talking crap, then I'm down.

:cheersbeer:

 

^^^ it gets ugly. we're hoping to get some more vagiant fans here so we can crap down their throats as well.

 

Dallas sucks big ape wang!