#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

How is that Andrews' holdout working out for you? Is he still a f*g?

 

hmmmm, let's see now.

holdout vs. pedophile.

ok, we lose this one.

 

Fixed.

 

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?
A: The Dallas Cowboys

Q: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?
A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.

Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known Felons.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 season this year.
8 arrests, 8 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator; Johnny Cochran.

Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.

A woman in Dallas calls 911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officer explain that they are just extremely busy at the moment and tells her "Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

 

REP!

 

My jokes were funnier :icon_frown:

 

I must have missed your jokes TJ...sorry!

 

Gay or not, Andrews is the best Right Guard in the NFL. I also heard that he may be bi-polar.

 

^^^ omen, i am convinced you are emmitt smith.

 

How cool would that be :shock:

 

the cowboy's new mascot.

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That can't be their new mascot. That little monkey was moving WAY to fast for them to suck his balls.

 

OMG

:icon_eek:

That monkey is freaking awesome!!!!

:lolsign: :yahoo: :lolsign: :yahoo: :lolsign:

 

thank dawk for the video. i saw it in the viral forum.

 

Thanks Dawk!

:cheersbeer:

 

You're welcome.:icon_mrgreen:


:dallassucks:

 

Who will post number 500 in the Monkey Balls thread?

onder:

 

I will :icon_cool:

Screw Philly. thx.