Custody Dispute, Boy Challenges Ruling

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  1. Buffgrandpa

    Buffgrandpa Resident Pervert

    Custody Dispute, Boy Challenges Ruling


    The Kansas City Star

    A seven-year old Kansas City boy was at the center of a Jackson
    County courtroom drama Friday when he challenged a court ruling
    over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being
    beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt;
    in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family
    unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
    more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
    the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
    cried and said that they also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
    that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
    judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
    should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child
    Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
    Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not
    capable of beating anyone.
  2. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    LMAO!!!! rep
  3. dolphindude13

    dolphindude13 Jack Of All Trades

    :icon_eek: :Loco: Very nice!
  4. DallasArmor09

    DallasArmor09 Well-Known

    :ganja: too funny :ganja:
  5. SRW

    SRW Ex-World's Worst Site Admin

    HA! Rep to you!
  6. 49erGenius

    49erGenius Banned

    I repped the creator also, that was beautiful. Only thing missing was the dog didn't beat him and the goldfish wasn't drowning him! :rollinglaugh: Man, hate to see when he gets a girlfriend, she'll probably be like a tiger to him!
  7. DaBearsrule4ever

    DaBearsrule4ever Hall Of Famer

  8. Buffgrandpa

    Buffgrandpa Resident Pervert

    I was recently back in Kansas and handing this out to select Chefs fans... you should have seen some of the looks I got... way too funny.
  9. Flaxe1

    Flaxe1 1st Stringer

    rofl, that's great..i just wonder how the team would care for him? Did they assign one person or what?