Eagles Suck Monkey BALLS!

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by Roy31, Sep 16, 2008.

  1. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    ok. e get it. im young. but dont worry, im wise beyond my years. when i was 4, i was hating coeboys at a 6tth grade level
     
  2. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Much to improve on you have

    When my dad was having s*x with my mom, the spermcell that went on to become Jihad Joe drew a picture of a pissed off looking Santa Clause taking a leak on an unconsious Ron Jaworski.

    I lost it on the way to the womb :icon_sad:
     
  3. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    LMAO!! Rep :lol:
     
  4. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    on the day my parents were rushing to the hospital to give birth to me, they were enraged by being cut out in traffic by an butthole with a cowboys license plate. that rage and hate was transferred to me
     
  5. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Re-read my post. I still beat you

    Ill give you another shot
     
  6. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    re-read?!? i didnt read it once. hold on a sec

    wow. ur good
     
  7. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Its hard to predate conception
     
  8. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    could my dallas hating born dead siamese twin hepl me win?
     
  9. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    No, that would be post birth
     
  10. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    he was alive for like 3 days in the womb and hated dallas.
     
  11. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    But thats still after conception

    Now if your dad banged ur mom based on his hate for the Cowboy's.....
     
  12. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    no, i dont htink so, but what if i concede ur hatred started before mine, that doesnt mean urs is deeper
     
  13. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Thats fine

    I hate the Skins more anyway's

    Eagles dont rate
     
  14. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    yeah, i cant figure out why its burned into all eagles fans psyche to hate the cowboys when they hate the skins (and probably the giants) more

    its kind fo a one-sided rivalry, if u can call it one
     
  15. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    For me it's first and foremost Redskins hate...

    Then Eagles and Giants...although after last January, I think I hate the Giants more...

    You're like the goobered family member who everybody is ashamed of.
     
  16. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    and ur like the cousin my grandmother loves more than me, even though he is possessed by the devil
     
  17. Roy31

    Roy31 Hall Of Famer

    WTF is McNabb's deal? can't throw for crap in the first half. Your ground game is funny. Congrats on dropping to 5-4.
     
  18. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    And welcome back to the basement :icon_cheesygrin:
     
  19. ronbart

    ronbart Pro Bowler

    wow. for all the monkey balls you guys suck, there isnt any cum in the basement. i gues the cowboys swallow
     
  20. Roy31

    Roy31 Hall Of Famer

    lollololololololollol.