Good NFL Jokes

PSID412USM · Mar 27, 2007

From NFLUK.com

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a SuperBowl Championship ring?
A. A thief

Q: Why can't the bengals get in a huddle?
A: Because it violates their parole being around other felons

Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !

Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How can you tell when the Cincinnati Bengals are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
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brakos82 · Mar 27, 2007

Being a former Bengal-Hater, those last jokes seemed hilarious!

DoubleC · Mar 28, 2007

I like the first one.

Buffgrandpa · Mar 28, 2007

That first one was good. Gee, why did I think of the Raiders as soon as I saw the title of the thread? lol

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