I'm Going To Coach The Buffalo Bills

Discussion in 'Buffalo Bills' started by AtlantaBlazer, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    Bout damn time!
     
  2. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Can I be LB Coach and the waterboy?
     
  3. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    only if your willing to move lagarrette blount to LB, ill draft him but hes not playing on offense
     
  4. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    So a LB coach does what the Offensive Coordinator says?
     
  5. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    i propose that we draft blount, make a move for vick, marshall, pacman....and bring in the championship


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    im a college scout too, if i draft him as a LB the LB coach needs to make that happen.
     
  6. ravenfan52

    ravenfan52 Perennial All Pro

    Did it work?
     
  7. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    How about I take over LBs and you can be my assistant as well as water boy, you can be my almost equal at the position. Like 55-45.
     
  8. ravenfan52

    ravenfan52 Perennial All Pro

    I tried it using both methods and neither worked.
     
  9. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    nope RF.


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    And I would be up for being defensive assistant HC as well.
     
  10. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    As long as baskett is added to the staff as a fluffer, Im down

    His oral skills will do wonders for this franchise
     
  11. ravenfan52

    ravenfan52 Perennial All Pro

    can't really have 2 assistant head coaches. you can be assistant to the head coach if you want.
     
  12. Roy31

    Roy31 Hall Of Famer

    Blount might be okay, we'll address the draft when it comes. Vick no. Marshall? do you really wanna trade a first rounder for him? Pacman no, just no... Unless maybe it's a 1 year cheap contract and he's the dimeback just maybe and i mean maybe.

    I propose that somebody start a thread with our current players that we must resign or cut loose,rfas/ufas. then our draft picks. that is once our staff is in place.

    and just no to baskett... I think we've almost all agree'd on this.
     
  13. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    im just trying to built a roster that we could all get in to shenanigans with, the coaches and players could party with these guys and go to strip clubs and crap after we bring home the lombardi
     
  14. AtlantaBlazer

    AtlantaBlazer Knuckles The Echidna's Brother

    Hold on, hold on. I want to look into getting Vick, only for cheap though. I also want Marshawn Lynch to be on stadium arrest, we'll set up his own personal bedroom in the facility so he doesn't do anyhting stupid.
     
  15. Roy31

    Roy31 Hall Of Famer

    I like Lynch and Jackson but with all the good free agent runningbacks available it's going to be tough not to giving into temptation. Lynch will run our armory factory, he can design the bulletproof vests for the parties. Cmon you guys can't serious about vick, dude is a clown and he's going to want fukin snaps.
     
  16. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    You should give me an interview, to comply with the Rooney rule :icon_cheesygrin:

    What position is open?
     
  17. Crowned

    Crowned Doesn't give a shit.

    Incubus will have to get you an interview lol, I'm sure you'll get the job,
     
  18. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    Umm...

    The HC is black dude.

    I think we're in compliance.
     
  19. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    im sayin we offer aaron maybin for marshall straight up, he will be good in denvers 34 and paul is the only penn state player ive ever liked.

    im not in charge of defense, im just sayin
     
  20. Roy31

    Roy31 Hall Of Famer

    Staff:
    GM: Inculbus
    VP of Football Operations: 86Ward (Also in charge of naming uppity titles with simple descriptions)
    Head Coach: R. McLaughlin
    Offensive Coordinator: K-Train
    Defensive Coordinator: Crowned
    Special Teams: Saintsfan1972
    QB Coach: hermhater (can we trust him to do this?)
    RB Coach:
    WR Coach: BigBlueBruiser
    OL Coach: Ravensfan52 (Asst. HC)
    DL Coach: brakos82
    LB Coach:
    DB Coach: Roy31
    Strength and Conditioning:
    Quality Control:
    BallBoy:
    Equipment Manager:

    needs updating?