I'm Going To Coach The Buffalo Bills

That Quarterback plan needs to be reevauluated lol, bigtime!

 

no love for juice? lol its my secret master plan, we can probably get him as an UDFA.

i think pike could be the future of the franchise lol


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and by the time im done with james hardy it wont matter who the QB is

 

I'm head coach, Rooney Rule fulfilled.

Would you like to be head chef?


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We're signing Joe Webb. He will be my Tarvaris Jackson (no homo), except I won't pull him when he screws up and I realize the potential he has....and I won't bring in a 40-year old quarterback in about 3 years.

 

Ugh...

hboy:

 

Juice is okay, and pike i like hehe. But having multiple running quarterbacks on the roster is silly.

Heres what we have to pick from, plus the possibility of maybe adding a quarterback through trade if there are any available.



1. Tim Tebow Florida
2. Colt McCoy Texas
3. Tony Pike Cincinnati
4. Jarrett Brown West Virginia
5. Daryll Clark Penn State
6. Sean Canfield Oregon State
7. Levi Brown Troy
8. John Skelton Fordham
9. Dan LeFevour Central Michigan
10. Tim Hiller Western Michigan
11. Mike Kafka Northwestern
12. Thaddeus Lewis Duke
13. Zac Robinson Oklahoma State
14. Joe Webb Alabama-Birmingham
15. Rusty Smith Florida Atlantic
16. Billy Cundiff Ashland
17. Matt Grothe South Florida
18. Max Hall Brigham Young
19. Chris Turner Maryland
20. Juice Williams Illinois
21. Todd Reesing Kansas
22. Sam Bradford Oklahoma
23. Kimmy Clausen Notre Dame

 

Here is what I propose for the QB spot ......

We kidnap Phillip Rivers in the middle of the night, kill and mutilate a drifter that has similar features, dumping the body in San Diego. make him get massive reconstructive plastic surgery and undergo whatever form of voice alteration process that will give him a Cajun accent (that way if he does squeal, no one will know what the heck he is talking about) kidnap his entire facebook friends list and if he does squeal or fail......they all die

We can give him some Kurt Warneresque back story about working in convenient store and marrying a butch d**e, and how he played like flag football or some crap so he has no traceable playing career. A movie will later be made detailing his rag's to riches story, grossing $600 million at the box office starring Shai Leboef and Katie Holmes

 

no not on the roster, they will just battle it out during camp and preseason


actually no, i want grothe...hes got heart lol


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this is brilliant

 

lullzmyfreakingassoff...

If I had to narrow it down to 5 quarterbacks at this point. you know just that I'd say are worth a look.

Dump Trent
Dump Brohmination
1. Keep Fitzy
2. Colt McCoy
3. Tony Pike
4. Sage Rosenfels (only backup)
5. Tarvaris Jackson, or insert black running quarterback name. some token QB.

just a preliminary list at this point and simply food for thought.

 

draft tony pike and bring in jackson just for his wheels, i like it

 

I'd give Campbell a look as well, or Orton

 

is this because of all the big 12 crap Ive been talking.........and the fact that I lol'd hystericly when Colt cried

 

Please give me Campbell over Jackson...

 

We'll take Kimmy Clausen.

 

Yeah Campbell is a possibility. Orton and his alcoholic ways could really give this team the boost it needs off the field to acquire more tail.

I'm not sure how everyone feels about Trent Edwards but so far I take it that we could go ahead and make his release public first thing once the staff is in place. And we either keep Fitzy or Brohm and bring in 2 or 3 QB's. I think keep Fitzgpatrick over Brohm would be smarter cause he went to stanford and know the playbook a bit more and actually looked half decent in a few starts.


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lol... no i just think the name suits him well. you don't think? If we draft him I think we should get his name legally changed. Kinda like Chad Johnson did, only instead of his last name its his first name. Or we can do both. Maybe change it to Kimmy Clausen or Jimmy Kelly?

 

Jimmy Johnson used to motivate players by abusing low quality players......Curvin Richards

I think we should draft Sam Bradford somewhere

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dident see this i want MASCOT

 

Lets change it to White Panther


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I already signed you up for fluffer

 

Cut Brohm, Edwards, T.O.
Sign Campbell
Draft Webb and Bradford.

Only 3 will remain after preseason

 

not even GIF could save this trainwreck

 

So I take it you arent into my Phillip Rivers plan?


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I dont think the OC is gonna be too happy with that

Campbell can be "good" if he gets out of Washington, but he is never gonna be a great QB. I think he can win if he has a great team around him

Bradford is pure trash