I'm Going To Coach The Buffalo Bills

security and loss prevention to prevent lynch from stealing memorabilia and selling it on ebay

 

But he said I could coach the LBs.:icon_cry:

 

I got confused.

mj is the LB coach Platoon.

We need you to bring your TAZER.

 

really paul poz is our do-it-all bad boy, hes all we need to coach the LBs, one paul is like 11 normal starters....just as good

 

I know this.

 

my friend went to penn state with poz and said he was the nicest freaking guy hes ever met. he would have drunk penn state tramps launch each other over the fence to his apartment and instead of tearing each and every one of their filthy vaginas to shreds he would call them a cab and have them taken home to safety.

im just sayin, im not sure i would be as noble as paul....hes a class act, which is why i think pacman would bring balance to our defense from a moral standpoint

 

If Paul can stay healthy we will be able to do alot with him in our defense, he's our Patrick Willis.

 

I would but ktrain keeps kicking me out

 

i dont have the authority to kick you out, i just would prefer if you had no power....at all, your affiliation with the organization alone could make us the laughing stock of the nfl

 

Since when does the mascot have authority over the team lol

 

Can't balla be in charge of FF stats or something?

Didn't he do good at that?

 

How about I take the Offensive Line then? Ravenfan52, you don't need to have that and the Assistant Head Coach job do you?

...but if you MUST. then I'll just be this guys attorney..

 

Yes i won championships in 50% of the fantasy leagues on gif

 

That's why we need security, and you wanna be his lawyer?

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SN: Who said Bradford would get a chance to start? He only has one working shoulder. I just want a ballboy.

 

I just want to have a say in devising evil and immoral way's to win

I think I can do that behind the scenes as the waterboy, no one will ever suspect that Tom Brady is bound in my basement or that Bill Billicheck is in a Vietnamese Prison camp giving away gameplans, scouting tips, and draft picks on my orders

 

ok, i think bradford would make a fine ball boy

 

I could be a mascot that is the ballboy that would be much more entertaining anyway. Its all about the fans and if i need to get hit in the face with a football for entertainment ill take one for the team. I want to be added to the official list please.

 

Johnson used to bully scrubs to intimidate veteren players

This i think is Bradfords value to us

Every time someone hecks up, we beat Bradford mercilessly

 

of course, ive known you the longest, you get say in the offensive gameplan because you bring a healthy amount of cynical behavior to the table