K-Train FF League Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'Fantasy Football Advice' started by Jihad Joe, Oct 11, 2008.

  1. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    my team puts "are you man enough" and "ill be there" by the FOUR TOPS on repeat and listens to it non stop to get amped up for this game
     
  2. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Then you are failing because you are not motivating in The Ocean Verse

    You are putting sliced lemons in Corona
     
  3. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    lmao we save ocean for right before the game, he comes with us to the games and being 60 year old he goes to every players room and serenades them to sleep...you dont have that luxury because you do not hold the cup
     
  4. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    The spirit of Ocean is burning like the hottest fires of Hell in our players hearts.

    Dwayne Bowe (as a member of last years Ocean Cup Winning team) don's his "Get Out Of My Dreams, and Into My Car" headdress every night and sings of the spoils of Our Hearts They Beat As One victory, while Rashard Mendenhall, Barrett Ruud, and Michael Turner listen intently, yearning for the day when they will drink your blood from the Ocean Cup
     
    Last edited: Jun 14, 2010
  5. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    FREAK i forgot bowe was on THAT team, damnit you have manipulating ways
     
  6. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    something is wrong with you guys
     
  7. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    "Hi Kettle, my name is Pot." (Kettle says to the Pot)

    "Why, you are looking awfully black today" (Pot Says to the Kettle)
     
    Last edited: Jun 14, 2010
  8. mike oxlong

    mike oxlong The Voice Of Reason

    Ray Rice is happy to be part of Team Destiny with AJ, Sjax and Miles Austin, now the hard part who to keep. Honestly, I wanted to unload fitz and his terrible situation, I just didn't know who would bite. Thank goodness baskett was loaded at RB and offered up Rice. Rice thought he was part of the cornerstone of the three headed monster, but now knows what he was worth and vows to pay his respects next season.
     
  9. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    I changed my team name to Diabeetus Cats
     
  10. mike oxlong

    mike oxlong The Voice Of Reason

    All I see is sugar loving pussies
     
  11. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

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  12. mike oxlong

    mike oxlong The Voice Of Reason

    that's not a cat, that's wilfred freaking brimley.
     
  13. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    No thats a cat

    Wilfred Brimley is in fact Diabeetus Cat, and he is gonna give you all Adult Onset Type 2 DIABEETUS


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    I also want to call out K Train

    Change your name plz

    Team Poise sucked and had none of what the name suggested
     
  14. mike oxlong

    mike oxlong The Voice Of Reason

    oh heck, you better hide that crap because baskett may try and have s*x with it.
     
  15. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    He wont because he would probobly think Adult Onset Type 2 Diabeetus is an STD

    Or.........

    I could jut hear him say " Im not fuking that kat without a condom. I dont want to git Adult Onset Type 2 Diabeetus from that ho"
     
  16. mike oxlong

    mike oxlong The Voice Of Reason

    I could hear him say

    "I can't get that, my aunt had adult set dialbabies and now her kids are fine. I only heck the cat on ho's that wear skirts. "
     
  17. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Baskett would totally heck Diabeetus Cat if it was a hooker
     
  18. mike oxlong

    mike oxlong The Voice Of Reason

    or if it wore a skirt
     
  19. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    cat's cat
     
  20. mike oxlong

    mike oxlong The Voice Of Reason

    baskett, he's a bad motherf...shut you mouth...i'm just talkin about baskett