Mighty Carson, Three And Out

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by MRAVEN, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. MRAVEN

    MRAVEN 1st Stringer

    The outlook wasnt brilliant for the Bengal s "O" that day

    It was 17-10 with seven minutes left to play.

    But Housh caught 24, and Kenny Watson ran for 7,

    And a hopeful silence fell; many prayers went up to heaven.



    Another loss, another miss, another losing start?

    The fans were long accustomed to this weekly loss of heart.

    Their hope remained in one, our offensive key inventor,

    For Carson, mighty Carson , had stepped up beneath his center.



    There was ease in Carson s manner as he stepped into his place:

    No sign of broken nose bones had remained upon his face.

    He began the count with firmness and with such authority

    That those who doubted a first down were in the minority.



    And so the leather pigskin was snapped crisply to his hands

    And Carson, mighty Carson , turned and stuck right to his plans

    He handed off to Perry, who began to move his feet,

    He turned his hips and lunged and then he pushed upon his cleats.



    But then the Ravens D met Mr. Perry with a rush,

    And Perrys hopes of yardage those huge Ravens they did crush.

    For when the pile was cleared and the ref looked at the chains

    Chris had fallen short and he had failed to make his gains.



    Oh, somewhere in the NFL the sun is shining bright

    In Pittsburgh , or in Dallas , there are teams that have some might,

    But here in Cincinnati were still victims of a drought:

    For Carson, mighty Carson , has once more gone three and out.
     
  2. ravenfan52

    ravenfan52 Perennial All Pro

    rofl rep

    must spread rep around before blah blah blah.
     
  3. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    :burn:

    don't make me hurt you :lol:
     
  4. ravenfan52

    ravenfan52 Perennial All Pro

    when the guy's on fire it's a purple guy beating up an orange guy
     
  5. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    lmao nope, but I do need to get rid of that gay purple dude and the gay pink dude

    when I can I'm going to edit this emoticon
     
  6. ravenfan52

    ravenfan52 Perennial All Pro

    so sad to see that avatar go 2morrow. well at least there'll be some other begnals suck one
     
  7. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    My Bengal cheer leader will come back
     
  8. ecko

    ecko CJ + D = SB

    lol priceless
     
  9. ravenfan52

    ravenfan52 Perennial All Pro

    no actually by the time it would have come back the Bengals will have already lost.
     
  10. Crowned

    Crowned Doesn't give a shit.

    lmao that was freaking awesome
     
  11. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    Just be lucky you guys get a bye week now you'll have to wait one more week to get your first loss
     
  12. MRAVEN

    MRAVEN 1st Stringer

    Sing it to the Free Credit Report .com jingle...it's even funnier.