s**t happens. A few years ago, someone copyrighted this phrase then slapped it on a million bumper stickers that were soon found on every other car on the interstate. While the phrase “s**t happens” entered our everyday vernacular, the person wise enough to copyright the phrase probably made themselves enough money to comfortably retire. During a friendly round of golf this week, the phrase “s**t happens” applied in the highest order, however, to read the statement on the back of this particular vehicle, you’d have to turn your head sideways. s**t happens: A Turning Golf (Cart) On Its Side Caption Contest - Sports Chump