The "What If" Game

Jeff Garcia wouldn't be gay. Hey, A rat's a rat.

WHAT IF...Joe Namath HAD kissed Suzy Kolber?!?!?

 

he would have gotten sued for sexual harrsement

what if Farve hadn't floped for Strahan

 

Strahan would've sacked him on the next play and gave him a concussion.

What if Jim Plunkett never landed in Oakland?

 

They would have lost two super bowl rings.

What if TO had to join the Ravens?

 

They would still have no good QB's

What would TO think of Jeff Garcia if Garcia got a manly voice

 

If he walks like a...

What if GIF never existed?

 

I would actually work :moe:

What if Elisha Manning was man enough and played for the team that actually drafted him?

 

Then the Giants would of been stuck with Phillip "Babyass" Rivers, and they definately would not of won the SuperBowl in February.

What if Tony Romo didn't muff the Field Goal?

 

The Bears would've destroyed us the following week...

What if we had given Quincy Carter another chance?

 

Then Drew probably wouldn't of played for us.

What if the Patriots actually won the SuperBowl in February?

 

Boston fans would still find a reason to whine about something.

What if the NFL had gone the route of the NHL and had a glowing ball?

 

Then the ball would be too heavy for Alex Smith's hands.

What if Nolan had trusted in Rattay and had drafted Braylon Edwards instead of Smith?

 

The Browns would have drafted another bust QB.

What if Roger Goddell died a few years ago?

 

Then somebody else would be holding Gene Upshaw's leash! :icon_cheesygrin:

What if Pat Tillman hadn't joined the Army?

 

cardinals would be kicking ass

what if dallas was good?

 

We would of won 5 SuperBowls. Hmmm, more than the Redskins.

Whta if Art Shell never went back to the Raiders?

 

He'd be the O-Line coach in KC.

What if it had been sunny and seasonably warm during the "Ice Bowl?"

 

We wouldn't remember this game 40 years later.


What if "the greatest game ever played" hadn't been so great?

 

The Media would find another one.

What if Frank Wychek's Music City Miracle pass was forward?

 

Then the Bills would have lost on a similar play in the next game.

What if Jimmy Johnson changed his hairstyle?