Tigers Woods In Serious Condition After Car Accident

I think you are going to need a bigger bag of popcorn for this HH. This firestorm is just getting started. :icon_cheesygrin:

 

That's a nice dress.

 

Tigers other other Woman.

 

All these snitches are hot!! Tiger's getting it right...now only if he could talk to Roethlisberger about getting some strange...

 

They are starting to come out of the woodwork now. Here is mistress #3.

 

^ lol... nice. I hecked him too, where do I get paid?

 

Cough, Fart and Belch. Here is Tigers statement just released on his web site.

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone. Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect. But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions. Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult. I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."

Source: TigerWoods.com

 

Weak sauce! I love how now he wants to live by a bunch of moral standards and crap once he get's called out and shown up for a bunch of problems he created for himself and his family. Douche. :whatever:

 

Philip Hampson Knight is in serious damage control mode now. :icon_cheesygrin:

 

Is it me, or are the Tiger Woods jokes a bit thin on the ground? I mean hell, a golfer caught freaking around and crashes his car after being attacked with a golf club by his wife, that is some wacky crap that needs to be taken more advantage of!

In all seriousness, playing the morality card is possibly one of the most weakest excuses that's available, hell, even saying the snitch tripped and landed on his rod would have been a better choice.

 

^ :Loco: Wow!

 

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Disclaimer: Seriously, I have nothing against Eldrick. I'm just doing my job.:icon_cheesygrin:

Rachel Uchitel Will Admit To Tiger Woods Affair In Thursday Press Conference?

Rachel Uchitel, the first woman identified woman as romantically linked to Tiger Woods, is now admitting to an affair with the golfing great, after adamantly denying it. Her attorney Gloria Allred has scheduled a press conference for Thursday, saying only in a press release that "at the news conference Ms. Allred will make a statement about Ms. Uchitel's relationship with Tiger Woods. Ms. Uchitel will be present at the news conference but will not speak."

Source: Radaronline.com

 

Dude's got to be one of the worst cheaters of all time.

 

Since it's all but out, all these ladies want to get paid and cash in on their 15 minutes of fame. They'll be booked on every talk show available soon enough.