I told Mother of SportsChump lately that my foot was hurting. Being the loving, caring supermom that she is, she brought me a care package full of goodies. Said care package included fresh fruit (not clinically proven to cure foot aches), new flip flops (aka fancy, formal Florida footwear) and a jar of some sort of space age, foot balm. The balm she brought me is called… wait for it… Penetrex, Enter at: http://sportschump.net/2016/08/17/penetrex-speak-slogan-contest-ages/17835/