WWE Raw Results

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  1. PSID412

    PSID412 Guest

    So Ture :mrgreen:
     
  2. Mike S.

    Mike S. GIF Hall Of Fame Class Of 2007 Staff Member

    RAW Results for 6/19:

    An angry Vince got to the ring and began to threaten DX again, but Shane McMahon came out. He said that Stephanie was in labor, so they left. Vince left the building and put Coach in charge. He was angry at Stephanie's timing and referred to her as that snitch.

    Mickie James and Candice Michelle beat Torrie Wilson and Maria in a tag team bra and panties match. Basically Mickie quickly ripped off her opponents' clothes to win the match. She then attacked Candice and stripped her as well. Finally, she attacked a plant in the audience and took off her top as well.

    Charlie Haas and Viscera went to a no contest. Viscera wanted another apology from Charlie Haas before the match. That was odd given Charlie did in fact offer an apology last week, and it seemed sincere to me. Anyway, Charlie said Lillian accepted his apology in bed last week after they went to dinner. Lillian did not corroborate this story. Viscera proceeded to attack Charlie and destroy him for a while until the Spirit Squad ran in. The Squad beat up both guys, and gave Viscera a pretty decent High Spirits given Viscera's girth. Kenny challenged DX. DX showed up on the screen. Shawn Michaels was sarcastically acting afraid of the odds. He even threw in the Scott Hall scared wiggly fingers. Triple H told him to calm down because they are just cheerleaders. Hunter said that DX will come out when they want to. He then dissed Hulkamania by proclaiming DX the most powerful force in the universe. Hunter had two words for Spirit Squad: look up. Green slime then dropped on the Spirit Squad and they flopped around like Bobby Heenan. DX spray painted the camera. This was cute enough.

    Backstage, Coach told the angry Squad that he would take care of DX. Paul Heyman was in Coach's office. He said he had a bunch of ECW wrestlers at Raw, and wanted to negotiate. He wanted Edge and Randy Orton vs. Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam for tomorrow's ECW show. Well that just screams ECW. Coach made this. They desperately need a progressive vision for ECW, and that main event just feels like any other WWE show of the past so many years. It's the Invasion all over again. They also made John Cena vs. Balls Mahoney for Raw.

    Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler did an interview with Kane backstage. Kane said that he knows who the Faux Kane is and why he is doing what he is doing. Kane apparently knew someone growing up that was even more screwed up than he was. Umaga beat John McChesney with the Samoan spike in a brief squash. Armando after the match was angry that the fans were chanting along with his name.

    John Cena beat Balls Mahoney. Cena got a very positive reaction, with very little backlash. There were some anti-Cena chants, but they didn't really take. Support for Balls didn't really take either. Cena went for the five knuckle shuffle when Paul Heyman handed Mahoney a chair. Cena gave him the drop toe hold anyway and applied the STFU for the submission. I'm not saying these aging ECW guys are the answer, but it wouldn't hurt the brand's authenticity if they were to protect the previous stars at least a couple weeks. Just about everyone associated with the old ECW and not the new WWE has been squashed in the space of two weeks.

    After the match Sabu ran in. He threw a chair at Cena, hit him with a TV monitor, and finally hit a leg drop off a chair and the ropes through the announcer's table. It was an impressive spot that looked like he nailed it perfectly. Of course John Cena was busted open hardway right above his eye.

    Randy Orton beat Gene Snitsky with the RKO. Afterwards he cut a nice little promo where he said he isn't concerned about wrestling in ECW's environment. I would hope not, given the obvious similarities to the Smackdown environment he has wrestled in for a while now.

    Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin beat Carlito in a handicap match. Carlito said this was punishment for laughing at what DX did, and did not find it cool. Carlito started with Nitro, giving him a drop kick and nipping up. Nitro tagged in, but Carlito gave him a knee lift and clothesline. Benjamin pressed Carlito into the air to gain momentum, but Nitro tagged himself in. This led to an argument between Benjamin and Nitro. Nitro knocked Benjamin out of the ring. Carlito rolled up Nitro for a near fall, but Nitro rolled through and grabbed the tights for the pin. Carlito gave Benjamin a back cracker after the match.

    Backstage, DX spray painted Vince's office. Eugene said that Hacksaw Jim Duggan is at home recovering, but he will get revenge for Hacksaw at Vengeance. I wouldn't place any bets on that one. Rob Conway showed up to call Eugene and Duggan worthless, so Eugene attacked him. They then went back to DX in Vince's office. Coach warned DX not to mess with him, so they threw him through a wall and exposed his butt. They spray painted DX on Coach's butt.

    Edge beat Ric Flair quickly. Mick Foley did commentary. He said the match at Vengeance will be a debacle and a fiasco. It will be one of the worst matches of his and Flair's careers. His plan is to stink up the joint and embarrass Flair in his hometown. Foley added that it is a loaded card so it won't matter.

    Flair started this match with fire. He gave chops and a low blow to Edge. He went for the figure four, but Edge sent him into the mandible claw and hit the spear for the pin. After the match, Rob Van Dam hit Edge with a kick off the top and hit the five star. Backstage, Spirit Squad rallied the locker room to destroy DX.

    Shawn Michaels and HHH came out to do their old routine. Shawn said Stephanie's fake labor was orchestrated by them. This is a minor point, but it strains credibility to believe that Vince and Shane would not be able to figure that out. They joked about who got Stephanie pregnant, with HHH remarking he must be very well hung. They played the Spirit Squad's music, but a midget Squad came out. DX parodied laying them out. They then brought out female cheerleaders who did a DX cheer. The Raw locker room then came out led by the Squad, but the rest of the group left. DX fought off the Squad. The midget Spirit Squad mooned the full size Squad to close the show.
     
  3. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    Coach really took care of DX didn't he? :p
     
  4. PSID412

    PSID412 Guest

    Re: WWE Raw Previews & Results

    RAW still sucked
     
  5. Mike S.

    Mike S. GIF Hall Of Fame Class Of 2007 Staff Member

    RAW Preview for 6/25 from WWE.com:

    Monday night, RAW will be left to sort out the fallout from Vengeance when the Superstars head to Fayetteville, N.C.

    At Vengeance, Edge failed to bring the WWE Championship home to RAW when he lost to Rob Van Dam. However, after John Cena's victory over Sabu in an Extreme Lumberjack Match, RVD approached the man he won the gold from and offered him a rematch tonight on RAW. Of course, Cena quickly accepted and the match is on. Will he be the one who brings the championship back where it belongs?

    Also at Vengeance, DX defeated the Spirit Squad in a 5-on-2 Handicap Match, even forcing Mitch to kiss Triple H's butt after the match was over. As DX celebrated, however, Mr. McMahon stood on the stage and told Shawn Michaels & Triple H that he would see them tonight on RAW. Does the WWE Chairman have something else up his sleeve for the degenerates?

    Plus, Johnny Nitro won a Triple Threat Match to become the Intercontinental Champion, stealing Carlito's pin on Shelton Benjamin. Will the Caribbean Superstar or the former champion come looking for some payback tonight?

    Find out all this and more on RAW, tonight at 9pm et, 8pm ct on the USA Network.
     
  6. PSID412

    PSID412 Guest

    Re: WWE Raw Previews & Results

    That DX skit was Freaking Funny. :lol: Man I laugh so hard I was sick.
     
  7. Mike S.

    Mike S. GIF Hall Of Fame Class Of 2007 Staff Member

    RAW Results for 6/25:

    The show began with Mickie James defeating Trish Stratus in a match for the womens title. Trish had success early, with the Lou Thesz press, drop kick, spine buster and a huracanrana. Mickie quickly turned the tide with a kick, a drop kick, and an attack on Trishs shoulder. She hit the implant DDT for the clean pin. Johnny Nitro and Melina came out, and Melina said Trishs days as the top diva are over because she is the new top diva. Essentially she told Trish to get to stepping, so Trish went after her. Nitro grabbed Trish, but Carlito made the save. Backstage, Trish thanked Carlito, and Carlito basically said that he was after Nitro. He threw in a lot of Spanish, and said it was no problem. Trish whispered something to him in reference to his t-shirt, which he enjoyed.

    Vince and Shane McMahon backstage told an angry Spirit Squad that they would take care of DX. They asked fans who would win John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam, which is a touch I have always liked. Umaga then defeated Kamala. This was a cute idea for a match, and Kamala looks similar enough to how he always did. Umaga hit a body slam, stiff kick, head butt off the second rope and Samoan spike for the easy pin. It was a total squash.

    Torrie Wilson came out to unveil the cover of a new WWE magazine. Edge came out to save the segment, and told Torrie to beat it. He said he should be on the cover of magazines, in the main event, and the champion. He said if he doesnt get a rematch for the title, he is leaving the show. He then proceeded to leave through the crowd. He went back to one concession stand and took his t-shirts from that stand.

    John Cena was interviewed. He said One Night Stand didnt go his way, but he didnt act like Edge about it. Instead, he fought and earned a rematch. He said he has been through a lot, but he has his shot at a rematch. Cena added he is more focused than ever and is going to take care of business.

    Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch defeated Val Venis and Viscera. When they showed these guys in a match, I was expecting a Great Khali run-in. Venis is one guy that is taking the drug policy seriously. He looks fit, but noticeably smaller. The heels worked over Venis, who made the hot tag to Viscera. Viscera was cleaning house when Charlie Haas forcibly kissed Lillian to distract Viscera. Cade and Murdoch hit the high low for the win. They played Brooke Hogans music video.

    HHH came out dressed like Vince McMahon with a hair piece and exaggerated walk and posing. The mannerisms were funny, but the speech was hit and miss. He couldnt really pull off Vince speaking, but he did the growl well. He brought up the XFL, and said that he doesnt love cocks but does love rods. This built up to him growling youre fired. Shawn Michaels came out as Shane, and again the mannerisms were the best part of the act. He did the Shane dance, and said he sucks up to Vince so he will get the McMahon empire. HHH said he wont leave the money to Shane, but rather Stephanie and the guy that knocked her up. This built to them playing the infamous Stand Back song and dance performance by Vince from the Slammies. HHH and Michaels danced to this. The real Vince and Shane came out, and brought Spirit Squad with them. They then had some nasty fecal looking substance dropped on them. I liked a lot of the comedy here better than last weeks stuff because it wasnt quite so juvenile. However, the crowd last week was clearly into it, and the crowd this week made it feel like the segment was dying, for what its worth. I hated the ending, which was disgusting and stupid.

    Ric Flair did an interview presumably from his home. He said Mick Foley is a glorified stuntman that took the easy way out. He said he is hurt, but he will be back. Flair said he will own Foley when he gets his hands on him. Rob Van Dam was getting ready backstage. Paul Heyman didnt like RVD putting up his title on WWEs terms. He called it risky. However, RVD noted that he is the man, and hes got it.

    Randy Orton beat Kane. Orton used a drop kick to the knee and punches to the head. Kane went for the choke slam, but Orton went to the eyes and hit a drop kick. Kane came back with a big boot, clothesline into the corner and side slam. He was ready for the choke slam, but Faux Kane came out. Kane immediately went after him and beat him up a couple times, but Orton used the opportunity to hit the RKO for the pin.

    Kane beat up Faux Kane like a jobber, and gave him no offense. He hit two choke slams in the ring, one on the stage, dragged him through the back, took off his mask, and threw him out the door.

    Rob Van Dam and John Cena fought to a no contest. RVD drew primarily boos, which I hope continues. RVD should play off of that with smirks and arrogance. It will get him over more as a face to some fans and a heel to others. Either way, it will mean more interest. RVD went to the top early, but Cena pushed him off the top to the floor. RVD returned the favor a little while later by kicking Cena off the top to the floor. RVD hit a somersault senton off the top to the floor on Cena, which Ross inexplicably labeled a moonsault. Id give him a break on it, but he still insists on referring to a side slam as a sidewalk slam and it drives me nuts. RVD brought in a chair, but Cena knocked it away and took over with the five knuckle shuffle and FU attempt. RVD got out and hit a spinning heel kick, German suplex and split legged moonsault. Cena came back with the power slam, FU and STFU. Edge ran in and attacked both men. He gave RVD the spear. He told RVD he will see him tomorrow.
     
  8. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    Freaking Edge...I used to like him a long time ago till he became psycho-idiotic....I hate that Bastard now....:twisted: And I'm sick of Mickie James too....they need to just let Trish get the title back and get rid of this psycho snitch...hey, her and Edge would make the perfect couple!! Just what to do with Lita...:p
     
  9. Mike S.

    Mike S. GIF Hall Of Fame Class Of 2007 Staff Member

    RAW Preview for 7/3 from WWE.com:

    Monday Night RAW is sure to see plenty of fireworks when it rolls into Philadelphia just one day before Independence Day.

    But according to WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon's latest announcement, D-Generation X won't be providing any of the aforementioned fireworks. After being embarrassed and literally put down in the dumps by DX last week, The Chairman has banned Shawn Michaels and Triple H from the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia. But DX's motto has always been to defy authority. What will that mean for Monday Night RAW?

    Last week, John Cena looked to have the WWE Championship won before Edge ran in and broke up his STFU on Rob Van Dam. The Rated-R Superstar then laid out both Cena and Van Dam. Edge also popped up at ECW one Sci Fi and speared RVD after his match against Kurt Angle. All three will square off July 15 at Saturday Night's Main Event in a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship, but they will get a small taste of what that will be like in a Pick Your Partner Triple Threat Tag Team Match. Each Superstar will get to choose their own partner. Who else will participate in the match?

    Plus, the Highlanders will be making their RAW debut this week. With Rory & Robbie McAllister being newcomers to America, there's no better place to make their debut than in the cradle of Liberty itself, Philadelphia. Its sure to be a debut you wont want to miss.

    Tune into the USA network Monday night at 9/8 CT to see the fireworks explode.
     
  10. PSID412

    PSID412 Guest

    Re: WWE Raw Previews & Results

    Here I think Edge/Cena/RVD will pick

    RVD - Big Show Angle or (Personal One) CM Punk

    Edge - Randy Orton

    Cena - Cartlio

    I check back after Raw to see how I did.
     
  11. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    I would think Cena will pick Orton....Edge will pick Mick Foley....or some other idiot.

    I agree with your RVD predictions though.
     
  12. PSID412

    PSID412 Guest

    I was thinking in terms of Heels & Faces. It was hard I nearly put Nirto down as Edge partner.
     
  13. Mike S.

    Mike S. GIF Hall Of Fame Class Of 2007 Staff Member

    Here are my choices for tonight:

    RVD - Sabu
    Edge - Johnny Nitro
    Cena - Cartlio
     
  14. PSID412

    PSID412 Guest

    Your Right I such an idiot of course it SABU they were Tag Champs. Plus they were both found in a car full of drug last night.
     
  15. Mike S.

    Mike S. GIF Hall Of Fame Class Of 2007 Staff Member

    RAW Report for 7/3:

    DX is here and they approach the building. They are stopped by Coach and a ton of security. The crowd chants for DX and they ask if they can move. Coach says he can't because it is a nice night, but it is a short one for them. WWE.com would have told them that they are banned. They say they don't know how to use computers. Coach says they won't be on Raw this evening. HBK asks what they ever did to Vince? HHH smiles as Coach asks them to leave. They say no problem and leave. HHH is smiling way too much; he obviously has a plan!

    Edge and Lita make their way to the ring. Edge on the mic: "Mark it down people, the Rated R Superstar will OWN this summer. Tomorrow night I go to ECW and when I get there I will defeat RVD for my 2nd WWE Championship. And then it is on to SNME where I will defend the title against Cena and RVD. Let me put it this way, RVD is like the Phillies; yeah, he is bland, overrated and has no heart! John Cena, Cena is like the Eagles; he is good, really good, but not good enough to be champion. Me, I am like Terrell Owens; I just want out of here. Make no mistake, this is my summer, even my lady Lita, Lita will beat Torrie Wilson's butt and show here what a cover girl should be like. Tonight I am involved in a triple threat tag match, and I will announce my partner right now."

    John Cena's music hits and he is out to the ring. Edge says he is rude. Cena and Edge brawl! Cena clears the ring and RVD's music hits now! RVD is out with his title belts and a mic. HIGH TIMES~!

    RVD: "So, I have this match last week with Cena and since then, everywhere I go is this talk about how close Cena came to making me tap. That is what they are saying. I guess we'll never know. What I do know is that I am a fighting champion. **CENA SUCKS CHANTS** Cena, forget about the tag match you want another shot one on one for the WWE title? I say let's do it tonight!"

    Edge: "What the hell is this? So if Cena wins, my title match will be void! That is not fair to me! I refuse to get screwed."

    RVD: "That's right, you'll get in my business anyway. Let's do SNME TONIGHT!"

    Edge: "Fine, I want to win my title in front of these Philly buttholes! Mark my words, the WWE champion will be rated R!"

    RVD: "Correction, the next champion will be rated RVD!"

    Outside we see a limo pull up and Vince arrives. Coach is here and welcomes him. Vince tells him to be quiet! He says to tell him DX in not here. Coach says they were here, but he told them they were barred and ran away! Vince says it sounds good to him. Vince says it is a holiday weekend and then we see a car with a ton of chicks pull up.

    Lita vs. Torrie Wilson Lita tells Torrie to hit her, she misses and Lita with rights. Suplex to Torrie and a cover for 1. Wristlock by Lita, Russian leg sweep and float over for 2. She tosses Torrie down and chokes her on the ropes. Knee to the back by Lita. Knee to the head by Lita. Forearms by Lita now and then rights take Torrie down. Lita mocks her and Torrie slaps her. Lita is pissed and Torrie gets a hair pull and clothesline. Dropkick to Lita. Irish whip and a corner splash by Torrie. She goes for the tossed salad but Lita tosses her into the ref. DDT by Lita and that is all. Winner: Lita @ 2:35 via pin

    Coach and Vince are backstage. Vince wants to make sure DX is not here. Vince says catering isn't here and his toilet is stopped up. Coach says it is a holiday weekend and Vince says he NEVER takes a day off. Vince tells him to find out what is going on and tells him to leave.

    10-Man Tag Team Match: The Spirit Squad (Kenny, Mikey, Johnny, Nicky and Mitch) vs. Hacksaw, Val Venis, Viscera, Eugene and Snitsky Mikey and Val to begin. He beats down Val and takes him to his corner and they beat on him. Snap mare by Mikey, boot to the head and a forearm smash follows. Suplex by Val and a tag to Eugene. Rights to Mikey, off the ropes and Johnny blind tagged in and got the kick to Eugene. He covers for 2. To the corner and a tag to Kenny. They all beat down Eugene, and then rights by Kenny. Back elbow by Kenny for 2. Tag to Mitch and a clothesline to Eugene for 2. Tag to Mikey and they double-team Eugene. Cover for 2 on Eugene. Johnny tags in and delivers rights to Eugene. Nicky back in and head butts by Eugene. Tag to Kenny and they mention Gorilla Monsoon, who would roll over in his grave right about now. Snitsky in and he starts to clean house. Off the ropes and a side slam on Kenny gets 2 as the ring starts to fill. They dump Val, Viscera dropkicked to the floor and Hacksaw is in. They beat him down and toss him. Snitsky gets double suplexed and Kenny and Mikey up top SENTON/LEG DROP COMBO finishes it. Winner: The Spirit Squad @ 5:22 via pin

    Outside DX is having a July 4th BBQ! They say they are sorry they can't be there, but they are banned. They decided to drink beer and have a July 4th Bash! They have mini-dogs, Vince size and the DX size foot longs. Some dude asks for 2, and HHH says he has an idea. HHH says he sees Mr. Fuji and HHH has 2-girls take their tops off for the guy. The screen goes black for a second and HBK is back, saying there was no Mr. Fuji! HBK says SS can stay inside, of they can come out there and get the crap kicked out of them. HHH says if they aren't down with that, they got 2 words for ya SUCK IT!

    Back from commercial and JR says the triple threat for the title is official.

    Matt Striker and Rob Conway vs. The Highlanders Roby and Rory slap each other and Rory and Matt start things out. Head butt by Rory. Corner punches by Rory, kilt over the head and another punch. Tag to Roby, 2nd rope elbow to Matt. Double boots to Conway and a double head butt. Rory gets a weird move to Conway and a head butt by Roby for 2. Rights by Conway and a back suplex to Roby. Matt says he won't tag in because he is smart and leaves. Rory starts to destroy Conway, Matt tries to sneak in but is ran off. Double Shock treatment, called the scot drop I think and the Highlanders win. Winner: The Highlanders @ 2:24 via pin

    Backstage Candace Michelle is with HHH. She wants to know what is in the truck HBK went into. He says it is the TV truck and keeps sneezing and such. She says OK, but wants to know if it is nice in there. They start to convulse and get all sexually aroused HHH squirts mustard and Candace is excited. Some chick come sup from under the table licking her lips and then another! Her and Candace kiss and HHH needs a moment.

    Back from commercial and HBK is in the production truck. HHH, Candace and the 2-chicks go to the truck and HHH and Candace check out their asses. They are amazed by the production truck. HHH says they have cameras everywhere. HHH meets a production guy and intros him to the girls and he leaves his post. They play with buttons and the screen goes black.

    King and JR are here now and they say things could get bad or good, depending.

    We see Vince and Coach. Vince needs to use a bathroom and is insulted that he has to use a public bathroom. Coach has to stand guard. We se DX and they go to camera 10 and see Vince taking a piss. We get the sound effects and Vince talking to his p**is. He calls it Andre the Giant. Coach rushes in a Vince pisses on him. Coach tells him DX took over the truck and tells Vince that he is on TV right now. DAMN IT Vince says! They rush out, and VINCE DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS!

    Back from commercial and Vince is in the ring.

    Vince: "Last week was humiliating. I stood on the stage with Shane and the SS and before we could beat down DX and then from above we were showered with excrement! So tonight I barred DX from the building, but they have stepped over the line. They have invaded my production truck. I have had enough. **The mic starts to cut out on him** He gets another and FEEDBACK! I will ask DX damn it I know it is you! As I was saying, will take care of DX. No one will embarrass me. **His voice changes to a chipmunk voice now.** Hello? Hello? That is not me talking! Damn it you people think this is funny? Lower my mic and lower it now. **Deep voice now** There for I am not Barry White. I sound like Darth Vader. Normalize my mic! **Normal now** I feel better right about now. **Fart noise** THAT WAS NOT ME! THAT WAS DX! They have no respect for me, my family or the business! What DX is, are children." **Roster sounds now**

    They do the tele-strator and it says "I LOVE COCKS!"

    Vince: "I find no humor in that! **YOU LOVE c**k CHANTS** I am asking for dignity now."

    HHH: "If you think we can't embarrass you any further, watch this."

    They air a video of last week's manure storm.

    Vince: "Coach were are you, where is security?"

    We see Coach rounding up security, he says he will get them out and they can toss them. He knocks on the door and they open it, sending Coach flying. HBK says, "Hello, anyone?"

    Vince: "That is really funny, oh yeah! Let me tell you this DX it won't be funny any longer. At SNME July 15th yeah, damn right. It gets better, because on that night, it will be DX vs. The Spirit Squad in an elimination match. So what's your reaction DX?" **Laugh track plays** "Fine, but I will be laughing after SNME after the SS eliminates you then I will have something to cheer about." **Cricket noises** "Would you at least have the respect to play my music?" **His music plays and it turns into STAND BACK!** They play it on the screen again and Vince is pissed!

    Back from commercial and Johnny Nitro and Melina make their way to the ring. DX shows repeated replays of Melina's cleavage and ass, God Bless DX.

    WWE IC Title Match: Johnny Nitro w/Melina vs. Carlito Lock up and to the corner they go. Nitro says he got poked in the eye, and they attacks Carlito. Off the ropes and a blown reversal and then a RANA by Carlito. Reverse DDt type deal by Nitro into a break dance leg drop on Carlito for 2. Neck tie by Nitro on Carlito. Carlito tries to get to his feet and escapes. Irish whip and an elbow by Nitro. Nitro poses but Carlito with a sick clothesline to Nitro. Boot by Carlito. high knee lift and clothesline. Off the ropes, spring board elbow by Carlito. Melina on the apron, Carlito grabs her, Nitro almost hits her and the LUNG BLOWER! 1, 2..and Melina is in and stops the count. Trish is out and attacks Melina! Carlito watches them fight and gets wood most likely. Trish beats on Melina some more and tosses her to the floor. Nitro checks on her and Carlito likes what he saw. I figure a mixed tag at SNME. DX shows replays of Trish running and the chick fight. Winner: Carlito @ 3:00 via DQ

    We see RVD backstage getting ready and Paul is here. Paul respects him so much and no champion has done what he has done. But enough of this "their ring, their rules" Rob. Forget about that the odds are against us, this scares the hell out of me. RVD understands but he believes in himself and ECW. He has this.

    We see Coach all hurting and Vince is here and doesn't give a damn. Vince says to go and get his limo because he is leaving. He will not be embarrassed further!

    Umaga and Armando Alejandro Estrada make their way to the ring. Armando Alejandro Estrada introduces himself, and as he does, we get an ad for DX merchandize and mock Armando. Armando is pissed, and HBK mocks Armando some more. Umaga vs. Scott Right Umaga starts the destruction of Right. Slam, powerbomb into the corner, running head butt, running butt ram, Armando gives the sign, ASIATIC SPIKE and the 3 count. Winner: Ugama @ 1:10 via pin Armando on the mic again, and DX plays wacky sounds as he tries to talk. Belching sounds to be exact. Armando and Umaga get pissed.

    We see Vince leaving. He gets in the limo and all of the sudden fireworks go off from inside the limo. Green smoke pours out of the limo, and Vince appears all covered in black and green soot. DX is there with sparklers and flags and say that he should have let them in.

    Back fwith this week in WWE History, which was the birth of the n W o.

    Orton: "What a video package that was! It didn't do as much for me as last week's Brooke Hogan music video. 18-year old that is and there is just no getting around it, that girl is hot. Now, it is my understanding on Hogan Knows Best, Hulk will pick a date for her. If things work out my way, you may just see why I am a legend. If you daddy has a problem with that, he'll find out why I am a legend killer."

    WWE Title Match: RVD vs. John Cena vs. Edge w/Lita They stare down and then Cena attacks Edge. RVD joins him and then they argue over who will beat him down! Kicks by RVD to Edge, then forearms and kicks. Cena with an Irish whip and RVD with a running kick to Edge. Cena watches on, and then gets the cradle suplex to Edge. Anything you can do I can do better! They toss Edge to the floor and Lita checks on him as they stare down. RVD missed the frog splash when Cena got out of the way. Edge pinned RVD after hitting Cena with the spinning belt. Edge is the new WWE champion.
     
  16. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    Grrrrr....I hate that Edge won...but at least the title is back at RAW...hopefully he'll lose it as fast as he did last time!! :p
     
  17. Mike S.

    Mike S. GIF Hall Of Fame Class Of 2007 Staff Member

    The WWE Championship is back on RAW. After pinning ECW's Rob Van Dam even though it was John Cena who hit RVD with an FU what type of celebration will new WWE Champion Edge throw on the final RAW before Saturday Night's Main Event? The last time Edge won the WWE Championship he threw a live s*x celebration to ring in his reign as Champion. Does the Rated R Superstar have another X-Rated party planned?

    And how will John Cena react to having the Championship stolen from him? We know Cena isn't above taking drastic measures to make a point, as he's shown up alone at ECW ready to take on their entire locker room looking for an opportunity to reclaim what he considers his WWE Championship. Now that Cena's come within inches of reclaiming what he considers his, what will the Dr. of Thuganomics do to retaliate?

    One thing that we do know, is that two of the sexiest women on television will be in action as RAW Divas Melina and Trish Stratus will face off. The bad blood between these two has been brewing over the past couple of weeks. Just weeks after making her RAW debut, the brash Melina proclaimed that she was RAW's top Diva and that Trish was a name from the past. The former Women's Champion has obviously taken exception to those words, and it has resulted in brutal physicality over the last couple of weeks. What will happen when they finally square off in the ring?

    Plus, Mr. McMahon has to be reeling after D-Generation X seized control of the WWE production truck, wrecking havoc on nearly every aspect of RAW. After banning DX from entering the arena backfired last week, HBK and The Game ruined another Monday night for the Chairman without even stepping foot inside the building. What else can Mr. McMahon do to gain control of his company? Is there anything he can do to punish the duo that has made it a point to defy every order he's given?

    Also, the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search will begin on Monday night. The 8 finalists have been selected, and they will be live on RAW for the first time in Sioux City. What will happen on their first day on the job?

    Monday Night RAW is the only place it will all be revealed. Watch RAW on Monday at 9pm et, 8 pm ct on the USA network.
     
  18. PSID412

    PSID412 Guest

    I looking forward to the search until the brit girl get knock out.
     
  19. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    Well I could care less about the Diva Search....how often is last year's winner even seen? (maybe 4 times in a year) and what happened to Kristy...the winner 2 years ago? (gone) :roll: This is just a waste of time and money IMO....and Vince McMahon is a total idiot :twisted:
     
  20. PSID412

    PSID412 Guest

    Chirsty in TNA Genius.