Fantasy Knuckleheads

Fantasy football sleepers, cheat sheets, stats and tools.

  • Members Area
    • Cheat Sheet
    • DFS Lineup Tool
  • Log In
  • Home
  • Fantasy Football Draft
  • Fantasy Football Sleepers
  • Members Only
    • Cheat Sheets
    • DFS Lineup Tool
    • Discord
    • Log In
  • Join

I Can Guarantee It! Week 2

September 17, 2009 by Kurt Turner

You may not love Chad Ochocinco but you will if he doesn't score a touchdown next week! You could win $10!

This is a brand new article where I pit myself against you, the readers. If you have read some articles that I've done in the past, you will see that I tend to make outlandish statements and predictions.

Here is my way to make things even more interesting.

Starting from this week forward, I will make a prediction about something that will happen in the NFL in the given week. To make things interesting, I am willing to reward everyone who participates with me. If I am wrong, I am willing to reward someone with $10 through PayPal

There are no catches here people, no scams. All  you have to do to enter this "contest" is comment down below and include your PayPal account. If I make an incorrect prediction, I will award a random commenter with $10 on PayPal. All you have to do is post! If the contest becomes popular, I will up the ante in the following weeks. When commenting, feel free to give me ideas for what to do next week too.

I will submit a screenshot of a random number generator being used to prove I'm being honest. If a writer from Top Fantasy Football is chosen by the random number generator, I will choose again to assure one of our loyal readers is chosen.

You are welcome to post multiple times but if any comment other than your first is selected by the random number generator, I'll generate the number again.

Remember, all you have to do is comment below to be eligible for a chance to earn $10. It's so easy!

Week 2 Guarantee:

Chad Ochocinco will score a touchdown against the Green Bay Packers

Why?

We have all heard the chitter-chatter by Chad Ochocinco in the preseason. I love it personally, because he has his swagger back. Chad is the type of player that feeds off drama, so when he plans things like a Lambeau Leap, I feel like he has something up his sleeve. Remember when he planned to leap into Cleveland's dog pound? Well, he did it, and it was hysterical.

Ochocinco didn't make a guarantee himself that he will find his way into the end-zone but with a stunt like this planned, be sure that he'll be telling Carson Palmer to get him the ball.

I can't wait to see how the Packer fans will react to him in the stands in Green Bay!

Category - Fantasy Football News and Analysis - I Can Guarantee It! Week 2

About Kurt Turner

Kurt's fantasy advice is featured on USA Today Sports, Bleacher Reports, SiriusXM and Fox Sports.

Dominate Your League

Recent Articles

  • Tennessee Titans vs Pittsburgh Steelers Streaming Live Free

    Tennessee Titans vs Pittsburgh Steelers Streaming Live Free

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Buffalo Bills Live Stream Info

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Buffalo Bills Live Stream Info

  • New Orleans Saints vs Jacksonville Jaguars – Where to Stream Live

    New Orleans Saints vs Jacksonville Jaguars – Where to Stream Live

  • Denver Broncos vs Kansas City Chiefs Stream Now Live

    Denver Broncos vs Kansas City Chiefs Stream Now Live

  • Thursday Night Football Chicago Bears vs. Washington Commanders – How to Stream Live on October 5th

    Thursday Night Football Chicago Bears vs. Washington Commanders – How to Stream Live on October 5th

Need To Know

  • Premium Fantasy Football Draft Guide
  • Average Draft Position (ADP) Report

ABOUT US

Established in the summer of 2009, Fantasy Knuckleheads is devoted to providing quality fantasy football news, advice, cheat sheets, tools and services. We’re not a mega-sports-site that churns out content by the pound. We’re simply a small, tight knit group of fantasy experts turned writers that love what we do, especially when we’re right. We strive to tell you something you don’t already know that’s actionable and at the very least, informative.

Copyright © 2025 · Fantasy Knuckleheads ·