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Why Sex and Fantasy Football Don’t Mix

June 27, 2012 by Kurt Turner

First and foremost I want to thank the returning members from 2011 that have shown Luv in the forum, looking forward to another Dominating Year. We're the only Fantasy Football website that has 1 on 1 support combined with a customized draft guide for under $25 bucks, we only do it because we  love what we do, thank you for supporting us again 2012.

Now, on to the major challenge we encounter as fantasy football team managers; sex and fantasy football, they just don't mix.

It doesn't matter if it's week 1 or week 10, you have the same routine. Research before the draft, then draft, then research week 1 starting line-up. Opening kickoff hits and you watch as many games as cable throws at you, emotionally you're bouncing between excited and pissed. You wake up Monday and all you can do wonder which WR to start, because you need 13 points to beat your heads up opponent. And forget about it, you're a mofo to deal with if your team fails to win, you're now in a must win situation come week 2... the process repeats itself every week until you're either In or Out of the fantasy playoffs.

Tracking players injury status, researching previous years stats against similar opponents, pouring over target reports, and reading every "expert" opinion online damn near every waking moment of your short fantasy football season is MORE THAN TIME CONSUMING. You partner in life gets tired of it and you'll start to feel the heat for ignoring them, which eventually leads to NO SEX.

But there's a solution, and no it's not lotion you dirty minded old man. You need draft cheatsheets and a mathematically sound value based draft guide so you can dominate the draft. You need a buddy to bounce ideas off of. Someone to help guide you and confirm your logical reasoning. We can help you save a shit load of time as well as provide you with the upfront value based draft guide so you can smack down your competition come draft day. This will be the single best investment you have ever made when it comes to fantasy football. Free up time to get laid, sign up now.

 

 

 

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